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"Removed Netflix" from Husband's computer because he said he wanted to "Remove Netflix" from the computer. We can't remove Netflix because it's not installed, and I need to access it on the computer to block things, so I just hid the bookmark in a folder.

Some type of tentacle monster a.k.a. danger noodles. They come in many flavors, but grape is my personal favorite.

Got my stocking stuffed

Stuffed stockings

Laundry

It's like a hot dog being delivered at the speed of a piece of cake!

Prepared a meal while the child was yelling at me to wash his anus. I've been letting him sit on the toilet and think about how he could learn to do it himself and go back to doing what he wants to do instead of sitting on the toilet for thirty minutes while Mama sings about the bell peppers and...

My child brought home a lifetime supply of viruses in just a few months, so I don't mind missing out on the next one. I'm ready to lose the swelling, the excessive mucus, the soreness, etc.

Child trying to suck my thumb

Kept the child occupied when the "help" the child was offering Dada in assembling the bed started to interfere too much.

I'm packing my bags to make a quick departure. I've left a hologram behind to monologue to the MC while I disappear and set up a new life elsewhere.

I've had a few. Sometimes, people just get something stuck up their butts and can't pay a therapist to help them take it out.

Child helping Dada assemble new bed and deciding to keep stuff from the old bed as toys

Cleaned bathroom

Cleaned mirrors

And it has peed on me, pooped on me, thrown up on me, chipped one of my teeth, given me countless bruises, and I'm starting to miss the days when it occasionally peed on me, because now it pees on the bathroom floor and I have to clean behind the toilet on a daily basis.

Husband used to beta read for me, but then I took a sperm to the egg.

Direct them to my story and remind them to give it one star!