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“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say, ‘There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people in this world, and the other kind,’ and those who don’t say. Well, then there’s me.” — J.R. “Bob” Dobbs saw it on some1's sig lol

i mean i can totally see this. like all lizards are secretly relaying info tho their handlers, and every family/person with a lizard we must assume are compromised by alien pheromones. never trusted the buggers.

not true. go for the throat and to hell with the consequences. most effective method is by asserting dominance: only bathe once a year, always snarl and bark at anyone who makes eye contact and make sure your spiciest farts are released on elevators or in meeting rooms. i mean when i was young...

most dangerous animal on earth. kills more ppl than hippos.

cats don't play teams yo. they are eldritch horrors and can crush the union, the british empire, the soviets, the australians the parthians, all the Somali pirates ever and any grey-ass butt-loving anal-obsessed aliens from A51 foh sho.

i remember being scared to the max watching some sort of bat attack movie. i was sensitive as fuck to horror and gore in my younger years. even tho i could look at an animal carcass irl being dissected and not feel nothing much, more curiosity at the strange bits coming out of the buck than...

fucking beavers. dam building bucktoothed motherfuckers.

not really

The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon. Oldish, but listened to it as audio... three years back? four? and its solid EDIT: Caesar's commentaries are alos quite interesting, but seeing as they are set in the dying days of the republic they might not be as...