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Cleared out old toys. Mine.

Reorganized bookmarks, since my ADHD husband decided he doesn't want a desktop computer anymore because it's really old and he doesn't want to replace it and he wants sPaCe on his desk for god knows what, and now I have to handle EVERYTHING in my office on MY computer instead of handling things...

Handled bank stuff

Cooked healthy stuff

That's going to depend on the shape of the offspring's mouth.

Eating the breakfast I made for the kid that the kid didn't touch

Dada told me the kid peed on his own face.

Your brain grows stronger when you do hard things.

Held some boundaries

Ho ho ho!

Kid gave enthusiastic "Yes" to a swimsuit I showed him online. That was easy.

Set up cool after school thingy for kid

The child wanted to stay for another class after I took him to an extracurricular activity

Took kid to extracurricular activity

While playing "Duel" with my child, which is a cross between Duel Monsters and Pillow Fight with stuffies, he said, "This is Math Dog. He can raise your lifepoints when you are feeling down." Then, he gave himself a Math Wolf, and we traded a few times. They work the same, just make different...

Every time I close my anus, my penis goes up.

I promote the culture I want to see.

Did not die

Nopety nope nope nope

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