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A line I always go with is, "eh, I'll let my future self deal with the consequences." My future self usually ends up hating my past self. Not a good relationship between those two, very toxic.

Above all, i allow you to address me as...friend

Ive edited longer stuff but this took me longer than it had a right too. In prety drunk so maybe thats why

How about you join the Chads with porn actors as your pfp?

I don't really read stuff from this site. I was here from the day it launched but I never really read anything here beyond a few chapters and I couldn't even recall the names if asked. Fun fact tho, my first story was actually one of the first if not the very first story uploaded to this site...

Bit of a misnomer tho since while i do include ero in all my stories, ive only ever written one real smut novel. Though, I've also written fuck tones of God level sex scenes over at Novelupdate forum

Violove, libido and inferiority make a powerful combo. The others are over rated, especially suffer. Tattoo magic is a thing, has been for centuries i think. The belief that certain tattoos give one supernatural abilities. Its a part of the enchantment tree of magic. You know, power bestowal...

Honestly couldn't tell you. Wasn't enough tits so I saw one ch and bounced

Oh shit I been found out :blob_shock::blob_no:

Nessie isnt real

Alright how about a husband? . No homo, just for the benefits. Imagine it. We can date whatever women we want, i dont care I'll never complain about it. All i want is a stable two income household. Honestly, I'll remodel the house, make it have two master bedrooms. As a matter of fact, you can...

I mean its clearly a snake

Sure, but like i said honesty doesnt involve you tellibg people every little detail about your life. But DC universe has had weirder things than reincarnation so the MC could totally tell them the truth if she really wanted and no one would probably been too shocked or in disbelief.

Why do you think that MC being honest about her past life memories even matter? How would it affect her friends? She had knowledge of them how? Is this an otome game situation where she has knowledge of the game characters that are now real, or something? How would she extend this same courtesy...

I just get drunk or high

It's not a sentence really, but an interaction? Comeback? I just found it funny because the character being told this knew his (it says her because the guy was gender bent at this time) friend the MC was having relations with his mother, so there's extra damage of being reminded of that. The...

Its not only the attention seekers. The pretenders. Its just that not getting any sun or human interaction can fuck with you. Eating only instant foods and gaining all kinds of weight. Your body has a serious effect on your mind. If you let that go, you're gonna feel lethargic and maybe even...

Depends if its clinical depression or if you're being a drama queen and only feel depressed because you never go outside, interact with people or even exercise. Being a fat piece of shit who touches no grass and gets no bitches has a pretty serious effect on your mentality.

Feel honored, human. The haters have found you. Relish in the fact they feel so jealous of your talent that they resort to bombing you with one star reviews. Feel satisfied in the knowledge that while making love to their women, the females think only of your rugged cock pounding their womb...

Things said by my college girlfriend about our relationship