If I were a vampire who had lived for thousands of year and still poor, I'd kill myself with tofu!!!
You should be ashamed of yourself for relying on an African warlord for your income.
Why is this even a question. I'm an african warlord.
There may be a lot of fish in the sea, but @TheMonotonePuppet is the only 'fish' I see. I love her and if you take her away from me, I will kill everyone in the room and then myself.