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*Sighs* All of my characters are comfortable in their own skin and would want to change back to their birth gender as soon as they could. Let me put it this way Elaine the necromancer would be so angry she was now a man she'd bind her soul to a phylactery find some woman's corpse and then...

They want more children too so kind of needed.

I'll take the cash.

Why don’t you have a seat over there?

Anna actually the spawn of an elder god. She’s only three years old in the story so far so keep your tentacles off the baby!

In his case he’s married and he and his wives like to have sex.

Because Anna is an unchanging elder god and immune to shenanigans like this I will use my most popular side character for this. Thokri stumbles out of bed and wanders over to relieve himself. He discovers he’s missing something very important and panics. Once he calms down he gets dressed and...

My world's like Warhammer fantasy and the witcher had a baby so I'm pretty much screwed anywhere.

Welp I'm dead.

Back when I could still drink it was dark rum, Kraken to be specific.

I'm the same grumpy old man I was last week so you have nothing to worry about, though I didn't comment as much this week cause I caught the flu and it kicked my ass.

No but my great grandfather was from Norway if that counts.

I’m 6’1”

A stench spell, and not just any ordinary bad smell either I'm talking about a stink that could move mountains and in any location I wanted it to be.

Hmmm well I guess I'm the bad guy.

Brings whole new meaning to “It burns when I pee” Doesn’t it?

These squiggly things I found.

You can’t go wrong with French toast.