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Err, I'm a 39-year-old white dude...

No just no but hell no!

The worst part about all of this is that my birthday is on the 20th of January so every four years I have to spend the day watching the inauguration on every TV everywhere.

I'll eat just one Oreo.

It wouldn't surprise me.

To be fair it isn't exactly an original idea.

I didn't think anyone would want to read about my sparkly star elf getting laid. I'll think about it lol.

I actually wrote 15 chapters of the dammed thing but the only person I have to edit my work is my sister-in-law and I just can't send that to her lol.

Well let's see, I have one about a young elf woman who goes to the big city and ends up working at a lesbian brothel. Is that cringe enough?

I've been on the internet since the days of acoustic coupler modems and bulletin boards so needless to say I've seen some shit, that being said there is no way I'd look up the things on that thread.

Tag or something involving a ball, now if you're talking about video games I think it was pong.

I wouldn't inflict the sight of me in a sun dress on the world so I'll pass.

Do I even want to know?

Just read this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oskar_Dirlewanger

None, if anything it’s cost me money to write.

While there's probably a better choice I'd take a Lockheed Martin f-35a lightning ii.

I was going to do a long write-up about this topic until I realized it's been 22 years since I graduated high school... Anyway, the best advice I have is to pick a city and state you want to set your story in and simply look up the school system's website. You'll be able to find the schedule...

I post once a week, it gives me enough time to write a chapter when I run out of backlog and it's often enough for readers to get their fix.