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masturbation is the doorway to wisdoms shunned by the masses. I, however, have transcended such mortal biases and limitations.

my problems with prologues are thus: lotta cunts out here dont know how to use a prologue to save their life. A prologue is supposed to set up the events of the story or to tease readers and get them interested. The problem is AUTHORS UP IN DIS BITCH JUST USE THEM AS FUCKING BAIT. Example...

lol i get the joke. TBH tho, beating either superman or goku aint even that hard....they've never shown much defense against hax. A powerful telepath, for example, can just shut off their brain or make them think they are a chicken. Supes in particular has resistance to it, but its only...

if i was writing something like that, his reason would be thus: He gets a night with the other party's wife, mother, or sister. Because after a good fight, one needs a good fuck, too. You dont need a grandiose reason to love to fight and bully others, or to fuck their women Now, as i dislike...

there is a difference between well written characters and entertaining characters that people often confuse, yeah. They glorify the character because they like them. Its annoying and we do gotta keep them humble by pointing out the flaws in their beloved characters when the fans get too...

Hm yeah they dont often react realistically, do they? for example, apart from any lacking morals they may have, they often also lack any family or attachment to their former world just so its easier for the author to write without having to addresss any kind of emotional turmoil of suddenly...

exactly. The only complaint i have is when the story is written shittily or when the trend gets so damn popular it keeps other type of stories i like from being created. Like, i love isekais and harems, but i miss good old-fashioned romcom harem stories. Like Shuffle! I dont get those kinda...

lol why the fuck cant you just let people enjoy things? fuck off and read what YOU like. It may be annoying, i get it. But it aint hurting you. I understand the need to vent, but saying they need to "grow up" just because they like a certain kind of story is incredibly childish in itself, mate...

false. God is the number one author in the world amen, brother. This blasphemous scum doesnt know what he's talking about the ego wank is appreciated. I didnt wanna say anything myself as thats in poor taste, so i had to give it to the next best guy

you dont think deeply enough no. You arent dating the dog nor the owner of the dog, the dog has no inherent right to your rubs and pets.

looks like its boutta give me the best succ of my life

thats just the misunderstanding genre with extra steps

not really, irl isnt the best sexual experience when it comes to erotica and smut. Porn exists and is so popular for a reason. Its BETTER, in a sense, than irl sex. Its a very exaggerated and idealized version that ignores the more awkward realities of sex. IRL sex is a good reference for...

you knowing my pfp is contrasting whatever you say here

Uh huh, sure. An announcement on April 1st just like that NU Dating thing from way back? Yeah, I don't think so. I might've been born at night, kid, but it wasn't last night.

total amnesty and the right to keep one. May as well go full Tale of Genji at that point, you know?

1. No, i cant be bothered to fuck with someone who didnt fuck with me unless i have some reason. 2. This is where i have a reason. But it heavily depends on the reward and degree of which i need to harass the person.

a giant blob of sentient gelatin is much more dangerous than an undead army. Imagine a small mountain sized slime with long, writhing tentacles impervious to all physical damage just passing over you. Now you're trapped in corpse-flavored Jell-o, slowly suffocating to death, the taste of...

i love that game but the rule34 community fucked me up too much to play it again without being forcibly being reminded of joel x ellie content.