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    Writing Prompt Nuclear/Radioactive Magical Girl!

    I have been searching for a single goddamn hint in the comics of this and for the life of me cannot find anything in the main comics. No mention of retconning the spider, no mention of it being genetically modified, nothing. The best I can think of is The Ultimate Spider-Man, which isn't the...
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    Writing Prompt Nuclear/Radioactive Magical Girl!

    Less than ten years ago, there's an issue where Peter gives himself extra radiation in order to poison someone trying to drain his powers. It's before the spider-verse stuff, but I don't remember the exact issue. There's also multiple mentions of someone else being bit by the same radioactive...
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    Writing Prompt Nuclear/Radioactive Magical Girl!

    Actually, that depends on what universe you're looking at. In the comic-book universe, it's still radioactive. In the movies, it's genetics.
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    Writing Prompt Nuclear/Radioactive Magical Girl!

    Ya big dumb dumb, you forgot spider-man!
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    Writing Prompt Nuclear/Radioactive Magical Girl!

    Now you can both literally and figuratively give people cancer.
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    Precept Twenty-Four: 'Strike the Foe's Weak Point'. Once you have identified your foe's weak point as per the previous Precept, strike it. This will instantly destroy them.
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    Precept Twenty-Three: 'Identify the Foe's Weak Point'. Every foe you encounter has a weak point, such as a crack in their shell or being asleep. You must constantly be alert and scrutinising your enemy to detect their weakness!
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    Precept Twenty-Two: 'Abandon the Nest'. As soon as I could, I left my birthplace and made my way out into the world. Do not linger in the nest. There is nothing for you there.
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    A new magic system

    You seem to have made a faulty assumption. Magic is not a plot element to solve problems. Magic would be used for comedic purposes. If it were to be used as a plot element, the story would have to be a comedy. Luck would be a heavy factor.
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    Precept Twenty-One: 'Be Aware of Your Surroundings'. Don't just walk along staring at the ground! You need to look up every so often, to make sure nothing takes you by surprise.
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    A new magic system

    Alright. Magic exists, wizards use it and make a show of it, but literally no one (including the wizards) understand how it really works. Wizards make symbols, do chants, and wave wands, but they're flying by the seat of their pants. Random people accidentally cast magic without meaning too, and...
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    Precept Twenty: 'Speak Only the Truth'. When speaking to someone, it is courteous and also efficient to speak truthfully. Beware though that speaking truthfully may make you enemies. This is something you'll have to bear.
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    Precept Nineteen: 'If You Try, Succeed'. If you're going to attempt something, make sure you achieve it. If you do not succeed, then you have actually failed! Avoid this at all costs.
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    First Words

    "No homo."
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    Precept Eighteen: 'Seek Truth in the Darkness'. This Precept also explains itself.
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    Precept Seventeen: 'Believe In Your Strength'. Others may doubt you, but there's someone you can always trust. Yourself. Make sure to believe in your own strength, and you will never falter.
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    Precept Sixteen: 'Don't Hesitate'. Once you've made a decision, carry it out and don't look back. You'll achieve much more this way.
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    Precept Fifteen: 'One Foe, One Blow'. You should only use a single blow to defeat an enemy. Any more is a waste. Also, by counting your blows as you fight, you'll know how many foes you've defeated.
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    Precept Fourteen: 'Respect Your Superiors'. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Don't ignore them or laugh at them.
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    Precept Thirteen: 'Never Be Afraid'. Fear can only hold you back. Facing your fears can be a tremendous effort. Therefore, you should just not be afraid in the first place.
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