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In the effort to clamour for views, we've somehow cycled around the horseshoe where we rediscover the archaic idea that when people see Thing 2, they'd also be interested to see Thing 1.

You know Paul, there are better ways to come out of the closet about your attraction to half-awake buff military men.

We've always fantasized about asking our ultimate creator the ultimate question. "Why are we here?" "Who are you, really?" "What is the true goal to our creation?" "What's the deal with airline food?" And at the end of that, God will provide us an epiphany with such clarity that we can simply...

This is proof that Alice is a magical girl since any culture that refers to ATM by its full name is probably insane and drink potions with frog legs in them.

Plot Twist: This post was written on an iPad.

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No one's recognizing this but hey, I do. You're better than at least 40% of other writers who put 5 chapters out and leave it rotting in the basement with all their other series. Good job, Bartun.

Somehow, us SHF users are such procrastinators and lazy fucks that a default productive guy like Paul is seen as some esoteric Lovecraftian creature who actually washes the dishes after he eats and not a week after when the stains are so hardened it's become the new bottom of the plate.

Listen, when you live in a third-world armpit of the globe and make a salary half the legal minimum wage, with the way a plant-based patty is priced, that shit's a luxury. Somehow, a vegan substitute for a food item that, by itself, is the literal antithesis to the philosophy that created the...

everytime I try to internally sing Mississippi Queen some fucking how I end up with ACDC's Thunderstruck

All I'm saying is that if anyone with piercings piss me off, I know a friend who owns one of these.

Not to mention that in order to score points to have to kick it into a sack.

It's all the same to me when I'm prying it with a crowbar.

Imagine having that one shot in gaining supernatural power you've always wanted to fulfill your fantasies of being that "secretive brooding kid in class with a dark secret" but instead of a cool looking Lupin you turn into a canine Teletubby.

gonna come off as a ? here but I'm willing to volunteer as tribute if someone learns something from this When establishing a setting/magic system, it's imperative that the readers get comfortable with it as the new norm. This is why writers aim to set up their story's unique traits and quirks...

i don't think your role as an entertainer is up for you to decide, especially when you put up such a good show everytime some poor sap wanders into the Writing Prompt tab with innocent intentions, unknown to the gargoyle perching on the entrance gate waiting to maul anyone taking a wrong step...

The site could introduce a system where chapters posted within a set time interval do not show up on the update feed, but seeing that we see more blue moons than updates on the site, I'd have more luck meeting an honest lawyer than seeing my suggestion implemented, or anyone's for that matter.

I can't, but this guy probably can.