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  1. JayMark

    It doesn't matter who started this. Also, you should donate money to fix the court in another...

    It doesn't matter who started this. Also, you should donate money to fix the court in another location. I would like 100k a year payable in swiss grass, bananas, salt licks, hay, straw, and ownership of wide pastoral acreage.
  2. JayMark

    Also can I have that raise we talked about, seeing as I sacrificed a cut of my own body to save...

    Also can I have that raise we talked about, seeing as I sacrificed a cut of my own body to save your life?
  3. JayMark

    You should start by investing in some premium sushi for the cats. Never make enemies of cats.

    You should start by investing in some premium sushi for the cats. Never make enemies of cats.
  4. JayMark

    Boss, we need to talk. I can no longer protect you from your bad decisions. You need to change...

    Boss, we need to talk. I can no longer protect you from your bad decisions. You need to change your ways and make ammends or I'm walking off my security detail.
  5. JayMark

    The Last to Comment Wins

    You're moooooo cute!
  6. JayMark

    :blob_neutral: *dies

    :blob_neutral: *dies
  7. JayMark

    *Unleashes Ultima Weapon! [SPOILER]

    *Unleashes Ultima Weapon!
  8. JayMark

    :blob_teary:

    :blob_teary:
  9. JayMark

    Ring Ring Ring Ring Ding Dong Ding BIMBANANA PHONE! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ding Dong Ding BIMBANANA...

    Ring Ring Ring Ring Ding Dong Ding BIMBANANA PHONE! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ding Dong Ding BIMBANANA PHONE! *This is a private encypted phone call that nobody can read who is not in the call! :mad_s:
  10. JayMark

    SUPREME COURT OF SHF

    The rubble of the court is in a nice big pile. *quietly tends my swiss grass farm.
  11. JayMark

    She acting up worse than the orc. :sweating_profusely:

    She acting up worse than the orc. :sweating_profusely:
  12. JayMark

    *noms the entire briefcase

    *noms the entire briefcase
  13. JayMark

    Also I fixed the court, it's nice barn. I'm planting swiss grass so I'm not dependent on certain...

    Also I fixed the court, it's nice barn. I'm planting swiss grass so I'm not dependent on certain supliers.
  14. JayMark

    [SPOILER]:blob_ninja: I got the goods this time.

    :blob_ninja: I got the goods this time.
  15. JayMark

    :sweating_profusely: Okay, that was a bit scandalous. But umm.... yeah, Sunset is okay, she...

    :sweating_profusely: Okay, that was a bit scandalous. But umm.... yeah, Sunset is okay, she learned and became stronger. That was ughhh.. why he did that.
  16. JayMark

    Knowing Alski, it was probably provoked.

    Knowing Alski, it was probably provoked.
  17. JayMark

    He won't let it happen again.

    He won't let it happen again.
  18. JayMark

    AN honest mistake. :blob_pat_sad:

    AN honest mistake. :blob_pat_sad:
  19. JayMark

    One moment, brb.

    One moment, brb.
  20. JayMark

    How is he poisoning you? :unsure:

    How is he poisoning you? :unsure:
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