Yeah, that's what I thought a fluffy story was, so when Agentt started saying that he didn't know how to make a fluffy story without using alcohol I was kind of confused.
I'm too lazy to type out my entire welcome message, steal Hans' welcome picture for the 20th time and then edit the post to give the member number. I'm just going to say @WelcomeToSH from now on.
I would give this advice:
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend. Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear. Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees. Here comes the important part...
Whenever I drop something it will teleport across the room and under something making it extremely difficult to find. Even when I find it, it is extremely difficult to grab. Also, I drop things really often.