Search results

Ask them no questions-- rather, offer to split the money with both guards if they cooperate with you-- untold riches can easily be split three ways. Suggest they nonverbally decide what door to go through together. Follow them.

Phoebe: Embarrassed but turned on. Sasha: Embarrassed but turned on. Also: wondering what this means in a metaphysical context and if it can be exploited and the moral implications of that. The Goddess of Winter: A bit confused, but not displeased? Hoping that a lot of it is her x Eoforhild...

IDK about Corty or J_Chemist, but my impression is you're at least as perverted as me, if not moreso. Just in different ways! Also -- and more importantly, let's be honest -- you getting elected most perverted in your own poll is definitely the funniest thing that can happen. ...I think there...

Ooh, so it was a science on two fronts. Objection withdrawn!

I agree with this-- I once watched the Backstroke of the West dub, which is essentially this in film format, and about halfway into it I had adjusted to the cadence of it and was basically just watching Star Wars again. I might be a bit quick to adjust, but I believe readers will either bounce...

1.5k words is still pretty good for "tank empty", I think?

There's a little disclaimer at the start-- basically, it's an amateur pervert contest, people who have already won the perverted olympics aren't allow to compete. This is part of why TheMonotonePuppet is the winner, because making a contest of "hey who is the most perverted-- amateurs only!"...

Is this a question of most perverted, or horniest? They aren't the same thing. I'm going to go with perverted, because that's mentioned twice rather than once, so... @TheMonotonePuppet it is. Bask in everyone's recognition of you, little puppet!

The heroes are alternate-universe versions of the villains.

I use first person (past) most of the time so far. I have also done third person, just to try it out, in Inclement Proposal I should totally try first person present sometime... Also second person....

Monogamy is a valid fetish! ...I was gonna say I have one story you should read, but then I saw the "wholesome".

I wouldn't say someone saying they don't want to read something is shiitake mushroom talking? Shiitake mushroom talking is more like "wow I hate all these bland mushrooms, they're boring and pointless and don't deserve to exist-- unlike shiitake, which dried or fresh, are a great part of any...

I was just saying I'd expect fragments of governments and other organizations to survive in some places if organization helped people survive, unless they were systematically destroyed. I suppose if there was an extremely high non-focused death rate-- if say, 99% of the population just dies off...

Mifuru raised her sniper rifle, and aimed it at my head in a casual but graceful sweep. "Please back down." She was muscular enough to aim a sniper rifle with one hand, and didn't even need the sight at this distance-- and I had no doubt that red dot was on my forehead, as I had seen on so many...

I think people reread smut more, is the main thing?

...admittedly the picture does not give me a ton of hope for that. But hopefully!

Ooh, really curious where they'll go next with this.