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  1. BenJepheneT

    Then why hasn't Venus produced a populace of hot fuckable alien babes yet? Checkmate, atheist...

    Then why hasn't Venus produced a populace of hot fuckable alien babes yet? Checkmate, atheist. Our brains are chained to our fleshy prison because of an unspeakable crime our kind has committed at an incalculable time ago that's so heinous that even our descendants have to be punished for it...
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    Writing Prompt Start story with "This Edible Ain't Shit"

    "Man this edible ain't shit" "Jason, that's weed you're eating." "That's what I said, this weed ain't shit." "No Jason, you're literally chewing on wild grass. We haven't even reached the dealer yet."
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    It's not until just now that I found out there's a new main Pokémon title How far from grace...

    It's not until just now that I found out there's a new main Pokémon title How far from grace did that franchise fall
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    fight the power, george

    fight the power, george
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    i always wanted to, but the fundamental difference between what we want to achieve with our craft stops me from making any substantial conclusion out of the comparisons. i want to do my shit, and they want to do theirs. to compare each other is like an apple trying to see if an orange is any...
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    ive tried colouring my sketches for the first time since forever. ive learned two lessons: A)...

    ive tried colouring my sketches for the first time since forever. ive learned two lessons: A) never do it again and, B) if you do it again, steal the colour pencils from your sister because her friend gifted her an artist grade box set at her birthday for no apparent reason
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    Nier Automata Sucks (MASSIVE Spoilers)

    the presence (or lack thereof) of the /s symbol is so that you can filter the kinds of people who scroll through the settings app in their phones when they meet new people
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    "Hidden World Histories" has an Illuminati symbol in the middle it's just gonna be a collection...

    "Hidden World Histories" has an Illuminati symbol in the middle it's just gonna be a collection of historical facts not taught in textbooks with some theories sprinkled in between, isn't it
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    i got the opposite problem. every time i read i get this hairy imp at the back of my head going...

    i got the opposite problem. every time i read i get this hairy imp at the back of my head going bro fuck reading you should go write instead
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    my forum's stats are more impressive than on my author stats. something's up.

    my forum's stats are more impressive than on my author stats. something's up.
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    @georgelee5768

    No, I'm calling you a-
  12. BenJepheneT

    What songs are you listening to?

    it's not that you can't listen to Maroon 5 it's that we can also clown on you for your (inferior) music tastes
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    @georgelee5768

    This thread.
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    I (woke sigma) am not lazy (refusing to pay taxes). I'm just busy (gaming) running away (tax...

    I (woke sigma) am not lazy (refusing to pay taxes). I'm just busy (gaming) running away (tax dodging) from assassins (IRS agents). I've recently decided to purchase (rob) running shoes (sawed-off Mossberg 500) from my local shop (my neighbour Steve) so I could run faster (slug rounds).
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    i've grinded enough that i can just relatively coast by and still maintain reign. I'm in my...

    i've grinded enough that i can just relatively coast by and still maintain reign. I'm in my retirement phase rn.
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    My sister started speaking like those storytime YouTube videos and it's taking every drop of...

    My sister started speaking like those storytime YouTube videos and it's taking every drop of familial love for me not to punt her into the sun
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    random stuff

    What the fuck are these translation notes it's like 7 layers of inside jokes
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    *in case you're a troglodyte, it's a joke

    *in case you're a troglodyte, it's a joke
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