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Priest: do you promise to beat your wife and abuse her? In sickness and in health? woman 1: I do Woman 2: gasp. Excuse me priest: and do you promise to abuse your (sub) wife? Woman 1: she agrees. Covers wife’s mouth priest: you may beat the bride

What did the Cambodians do to you

Does microwaving spicy food make it even more spicy

who but like why? wouldnt that get themselves nuked too?

Ate spicy Korean chicken my tongue is burning like hell

A cougar went into an animal shelter and found catnip and got high. Said cougar was a 70 year old woman.

I should like get a Buddhist friend and tell her that BDSM stands for Buddhism so like she gets sent to a BDSM club

If I have a kid and they can’t cook rice. Then I used to have a kid. Until they weren’t

Saw some guy lose 60 KGs 120 ish pounds fo cosplay as a blue archive character.

Who is Ashtar Sheran and why is he in my dreams

This idea is just so devious and fucking slutty like if I did that story idea id just be a millionaire

Do you think Epstein and Diddy were aware of each other?

My racist friend (female) is racist against her own people because they are flat chested. Her included. Is this valid

If someone types I need goons, do you know if they need material to qank or if they need evil lackeys