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Not to stroke my own dick, but I look pretty damn good with the ponytail. Made me realize I shared a lot of my mom's femininity!

Story time! For the past few months, I’ve been growing out my hair. I was hoping for it to look like a lion’s mane, but reality is often disappointing, I looked like a mushroom. :/ After a few more grueling months, I managed to evolve from a mushroom to seaweed. (Yay! …I guess.) It still...

I envy your prowess.

I reluctantly agree with what you said about the plot and premise. But it's one of the few the few stories that try to branch out the reincarnation genre instead of following an exhausted formula. That's fair :(

I really really really like this manhwa. The first seven chapters blew my mind and I hope at least one of you read it. https://www.asurascans.com/manga/existence/

Why do you keep quoting words that end with ly? I don't get it.

... Pregnant male giant. Why does that feel oddly familiar? I have a major fear of pregnancy. Something about a male conceiving a child is a stuff of nightmares. It's not anatomically possible, but as I kid I used to fear becoming pregnant, I always wondered: 'If I'm pregnant, how is the baby...

I wasn't meant to die today, and yet... I did. Stuck in a trance, my soul drifted away from the corpse that swinged by the will of wind. It drifted towards my home, an old cottage shed where only the critters accomodated. Scouring through forgotten memories, I looked towards the walls, where...

I'm going to go with a 4. I would have given him a six, or at least a five. But that smile of his rubs me the wrong way, I'm also not a fan of his hair, he clearly doesn't care about his style, typical.

Rode my bike today, pretty far actually. Anyways it rained and I had no shelter, ended up getting soaking wet, none of my clothes were spared, not even my boxers. There came a point where I had to pee, I was already wet so I said 'fuck it' and pissed my pants, while still riding my bike. That is...

Greek Chicken ?

Had a similar case happen, but our roles were reversed. I had some guy call me and ask if the hot dogs were ready, my family was having a barbecue so I naturally l assumed he was one of my cousins who was still at home (my chubby cousin by the sound of his voice). We had a little back and forth...

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Here's a list of one-liners (?) and catchphrases (?) I never got to use and probably never since I'm pretty sure half of these are stolen. ——— "Skip dinner, get thinner." "I work at a McDonalds, David. I'm replaceable." "Touch me, you're gay." "Touch." "...you little shit." "I underestimated...