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please breed me--NotSoAmateur I was in the midst of my preworkout early-morning goon sesh when i noticed this nonsense going on

alright nerds of SH, you see whats going on in that there circle? How the fuck did this happen and how the fuck might i fix this? Cuz i dont even know how to google whats going on, so here i am.

Yeah your body produces a kind of lubricant in your joints when you exercise so going on regular walks often does the trick compared to workouts which will primarily focus on muscle growth and can in fact sometimes make your joints worse if you dont strengthen them first. It puts stress on them...

No i suffer from chronic laziness due to my switch from weed to alcohol so my stories have been on pause for quite some time. I WISH i had your problems, mate. I'd be unstoppable. Phenomenal cosmic power, at the very tips of my fingers. Yet i cant be assed to reach for it. A tragedy

Oh well. The no fucks given lifestyle aint for everyond

Dang i didnt even notice that at all.

So what you're telling me is its impossible. My brilliance, dwarfing that of the light of a billion suns, can never be dimmed? I am cursed with perfection beyond Heaven's reckoning?

Aint nothing wrong with being a pervert :blob_whistle:

The main harem would be like three or four. The FRINGE harem would be massive. My MCs live like Kings. You got the favored members of the harem, then you got the outliers who await your summons

You can. And you know what? For you, I'll give actual advice instead of fucking around for once You wanna not give a Kentucky fried fuck about people's opinions? Ya gots to know yourself. Me? Im a lazy alcoholic degenerate with a fat cock. Thats who i am. I know myself down to my fucking...

Y You Can Tell a lot abouta man by what he notices first on a person Me? All i saw was that belly button and i folded like a fucking lawn chair

Ai is superior in every way. Exhibit A-Z https://youtube.com/shorts/vjsppBqHxYM?si=NPIkyGVjpHTNr1e1

I was tryna quit. Im an alcoholic now. Some say i was far more productive on weed, and better looking. And harder of cock. Buf you know what? Alcohol is cheaper

Miss me? Bro is killing me off in his head....

you mean you never had the length of cock to dream for even higher.

Alright, I'll do it. I will continue his legacy.

it grabbed my attention, yeah, but more grating to the eye and made me wanna punch you tbh. they do this in comics alot too, i've noticed, but it also feels grating because the bolded words they choose often feels unimportant so it makes me annoyed. Like, "they should've bolded this word...

I mean yeah that would totally work. Pick one species of monster that cant be redeemed or reasoned with and make them the man v monster plot point. The others, make them grey areas. Think Witcher, in a way. Not all monsters deserve to die, just like how not all humans deserve to live. But one...

dead parents specifically is such a lazy basic bitch way to write it these days imo. I enjoy drama, so my MCs have two parents. They are often either abusive or they are really fucked in some other way. In one story, father is pretty normal but the mom is totally fucking insane and only barely...

i AM one $exy fucker, true