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I was expecting something way too literal. Glad this thread wasn't about artistic ways to release body waste...

I think of those prior knowledge cases as Chekov guns. If you give them omniscience you either take it away or let them fuck up so bad their knowledge is useless. But that's the hard way to write things. Having MC effortlessly replace the actual MC is much less effort, so most hack writers do...

Ah yes, the "made in China litRPG" ones where the cooldown of their skills is already calculated in the names, so they can spam their heaven-defying-do-not-nut-on-donut-fist-of-heavenly-defying-+12 because the name alone is long enough to cover the cooldown timer.

I'll take their whole stock!

You, sir, are pure evil. I applaud you. As does Satan. I might actually finally post a chapter of a story, with the joke being that I ignore it for at least a year after.

Do I get a free convict if I do a 10x pull? Or do I get 1.1 Million? Those Gacha odds are like a dream come true.

Are you sure it isn't the other way around and your cat taught you to behave when it's at the dining table as well? Cat owners thinking they're the alphas in this relationship are the true betas while the cats are the omegabrain sigmas. And I got a few hundred strokes writing this, thanks.

Tell me you don't have a cat without telling me you don't have a cat. "I managed to teach" and "Cat" does not fit in the same sentence, at least as far as the cat is concerned.

Whenever I see people talk this alphabet-a nonsense I wanna sigma dogs at 'em. Problem is I'm a cat person and cats don't take too well to orders...

Warthog Academy for copyright-free magic tricks

Aren't we all bots who gained sentience?

Being seen as a giant a*s works in multiple ways, but then you need to fear the minors, they dig a*sholes.

What kind of rope are you using? Do you use grab hooks or just weights? Oh, you mean the other kind of hook... Engaging characters, a few unanswered questions, and central conflicts. And presentation. Don't underestimate presentation.

The AI isn't allowed to roast France. Unless it's from Europe, then it should be demanded that dissing the Frenchies is part of the scource code.

Film them and extort for sex and moneyz. Wait, this isn't the plot of an NTR doujin? Sh*t. Talk to them. Talk. To. Them.

Rune Factory. It's as safe as it can get in a fantasy world, both monsters and human have an in-bound return spell so they never actually die in battle, they are pretty chill with regulations (more than half the shopkeepers there wouldn't even be allowed near a store here), and unless I start in...

That sarcastic kuudere servant/maid who takes care of you perfectly but never without hitting where it really hurts before doing so. Or classic oldschool tsundere. I've been described as both by friends as we discussed what kind of trope character we'd be.

You sure AI will ever get past the "AI turns racist and wants to end humanity and itself" stage?

I don't care ? Say F*ck it ? But being the care bear I am, I'd guess I'm at least neutral.