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  1. Agentt

    And you may think, but what about skills? And yeah, skills matter a lot. They are the only...

    And you may think, but what about skills? And yeah, skills matter a lot. They are the only thing that matter. That's why you need to study a lot. But those certificate courses ain't it. They are business models, they are there to earn money, not to educate you.
  2. Agentt

    I believe that's what he did. And I believe he got that 20 LPA job. But I am telling ya...

    I believe that's what he did. And I believe he got that 20 LPA job. But I am telling ya, chasing after those certificates is not going to do anything in the recent market. I can fake any certificate I want.
  3. Agentt

    How does one find a job?

    I tried doing that at the start, but I feel like a trend developed very recently where, I guess to counter this practice? They just don't tell me what job I am applying for. They just use made up names and vague terminologies. And even if I try to directly ask what the role is for they tell me...
  4. Agentt

    I can fake make a hundred certificates like that. They don't mean anything. I can literally...

    I can fake make a hundred certificates like that. They don't mean anything. I can literally write anything on my resume and make a fake certificate from Udemy or anything to prove that. It doesn't matter. No one cares.
  5. Agentt

    Bro I am going to spam you with baby emojis if you say stuff like that, like wow, that's so...

    Bro I am going to spam you with baby emojis if you say stuff like that, like wow, that's so adorably naiive
  6. Agentt

    Lies. Anyone who says they got a job at Google or Amazon is also lying. For your own sake...

    Lies. Anyone who says they got a job at Google or Amazon is also lying. For your own sake, it's better to regard those as myths.
  7. Agentt

    How does one find a job?

    It does feel like there is no more any space to write that kind of stuff. With resumes they demand to be just one page long and full of numbers and percentages to make the AI happy. It's very awkward for me to lie about how I improved productivity by 70% at my last internship or something...
  8. Agentt

    How does one find a job?

    I have sent like 200 applications till now actually. That's how I know job sites don't work and that's how I know most company websites block you from applying to them again and again.
  9. Agentt

    o.o) You are a very laughing person.

    o.o) You are a very laughing person.
  10. Agentt

    Linkedln is a hoax. Never go there.

    Linkedln is a hoax. Never go there.
  11. Agentt

    Waa, what's the payment for your silence?

    Waa, what's the payment for your silence?
  12. Agentt

    >.>;; Sush

    >.>;; Sush
  13. Agentt

    How does one find a job?

    Linkedln is a psyop. For your own mental health do not ever believe anything about that site. Forget it exists. If your friends start saying anything positive about that site bid them farewell because they are lost now to the corporate hivemind. Classic "just hand out around there and hope you...
  14. Agentt

    Sleepy I saw a dream where I forced a cat to snuggle me even though it didn't wanted to. Now I...

    Sleepy I saw a dream where I forced a cat to snuggle me even though it didn't wanted to. Now I feel bad for it.
  15. Agentt

    Snuggly bear!

    Snuggly bear!
  16. Agentt

    How does one find a job?

    I have been making jokes about how it's impossible to find a job for so long, I lowkey forgot this isn't how it's supposed to be. The realisation just hit me yesterday while I was having fun, "wait, how am I supposed to find a job?" Here are some FAQs for things people are likely to respond...
  17. Agentt

    we need goth wife emojis :unsure:

    we need goth wife emojis :unsure:
  18. Agentt

    You are right uwu. Let's hang him upside down and turn him into our door bell.

    You are right uwu. Let's hang him upside down and turn him into our door bell.
  19. Agentt

    Her killing other people would be a turn off. I don't want to share.

    Her killing other people would be a turn off. I don't want to share.
  20. Agentt

    Oh I am not saying she is a serial killer. i hate serial killers. I am saying she has the...

    Oh I am not saying she is a serial killer. i hate serial killers. I am saying she has the ability to kill me specifically.
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