It should continue like this:
"He used to be elbow up in pussie. I, on the other hand, have dyslexia, so I never got my doctorate."
And those who don't get it, oh well, too bad.
Royal Road & Webnovel. The latter is only for my fanfics, because it turns out that place really likes them. My originals are here and on RR. As for readers and activity, it's pretty even.
I mostly track views and how well that number grows. Stagnating view count is what I hate to see; it hurts my motivation.
Also, crossposting on multiple sites helps to see an actual average and determine if the story is working or not.
https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/tutorial-for-new-users-of-scribble-hub.13141/
Check the tutorials at the bottom of the first post. It may have some threads that can help out.
Yes, I'm flexing here. And I still remember shows I watched back in 2007. But that quote is so generic that it could very much be your mind making it up, mixing things together from multiple sources.