Not OP but I'm writing a story and I've been adding one chapter every several days. Do you think once I hit the magic 10 it'll get a lot more viewership?
"Do you remember? The 21st night of September?"
"Of course I remember it. It was right before the 22nd morning." She laughed, thinking this was a joke by her goofy husband.
"Do you remember anything about it?" He paused, but she was silent. "In particular?"
"Well, sweetie... It was months...
Fuck. I need to hide this body. Um.
Look, I get murder is wrong, but can you blame me when my friend just said his favorite color was red? Like, if I fill his eyes with blood, his life will look red for the last moments of his life. I'm really a benefactor here.
But uh. I don't wanna explain...
The 3 laws of counting. Sometimes I forget how to count so this is really useful.
1. The first number is one.
2. The number after one is two.
3. The number after two is three.
I hope this helps anyone who forgets how to count from time to time, with these 3 laws you can never go wrong.
I am amused by y'all's responses, but I just made this post to parody the "I want a wife!" thread XD
Thankfully I do actually have a life, but I agree with all the advice here, if any of y'all don't have a life it's good advice.
Ilikewaterkusa had replaced everyone. Their plan for world domination had been fulfilled. After powering up their metaphysical cloning machine, the soul of every single person on planet was replaced with a copy of Ilikewaterkusa's soul. They could control everyone. No one was free from their...
Reminds me of one of my favorite video games (LISA: The Painful) so I think it definitely has potential. But as other people said, it is hard to do right. I don't have any advice because I don't really read enough to be able to say anything others haven't said, I just wanted to put out there...