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  1. Ai-chan

    Because love and birth is in the hands of God. Death and murder is in the hands of men. Or women, look, let's not go there, okay? So since death and murder is in the hands of men, It is okay to show them to children. Stuff like, Look boy, that's how you skewer some balls And all that shit. On...
  2. Ai-chan

    New Book "Ti Lepus Dies.

    Who is Ti Lepus? Is he related to Lupus? Why must he die? Or is it supposed to be "Ti Lepus, Die!"? When did he die? Should we mourn?
  3. Ai-chan

    Fruitcake?

    Fruitcake?
  4. Ai-chan

    How does one write a 1k chapter book?

    Write a chapter that tells a story. Then add dialogues, details and descriptions. Flesh out your descriptions. Before you know it, your story is already past 1k words. If it's less than 700 words, that means you haven't added details or description. Oh wait, Ai-chan misunderstood the question...
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    Angel or Demon?

    Why stop there? You should make a character that was born at the start of time, got captured by God, turned into his plaything, then since she pleased him so much, he breathed life into one of her clay figurines. She fell in love with her clay figurine, who is now a hot hunk, but God doesn't...
  6. Ai-chan

    I have returned

    Is a MILF blue or green? Do virgins grow on skyscrapers?
  7. Ai-chan

    How to insert images?

    No problem. Good luck and have fun.
  8. Ai-chan

    I just wanted to share my first experience using NovelAI

    You cannot truly claim to have mastered the art of AI chess until you start including incest into your writing.
  9. Ai-chan

    Best dad jokes or just short joke stories

    Little Johnny hears his parents arguing, he asks, "What is bastard and bitch?" His parents told him it means gents and ladies. One day Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex, he asks, "Daddy, what is dick and cunt?" His daddy said, "It means hats and coats, son." One day Little...
  10. Ai-chan

    Can someone please give me instructions on how to cook "Assorted Dessert"?

    The general rule of the thumb is put dried fruits first, leafy greens last. Usually you'd soak dried fruits first before putting into the boiling water. But if the instructions say to just put everything into the boiling water, it probably means it doesn't need to be pre-soaked. As for...
  11. Ai-chan

    Because nobody wants to be a hero... unless you're weird.
  12. Ai-chan

    Should I hide the fact I'm from Royalroad?

    Because they don't have Ai-chan anymore. Yoohoo! Ai-chan loves beef. RR used to be nice. Wing was nice. Then they suddenly decided to go all elite and went out of their way to drive out authors who didn't fit their 'standards'. Andur cocksuckers were horrible too. But as the average author...
  13. Ai-chan

    If i am writting a bad story but still want to continue writting , is it bad if i do so ?

    Are you selling it? Are you misrepresenting the work as something good, charges a premium for it only for the buyers to realize it's shit and ask for a refund which would you not give? If not, why does it matter? Just do what you want to do. If you put stuff on the internet for all to see...
  14. Ai-chan

    Which do you use.

    Gray, because getting edgy red lines under words stresses Ai-chan.
  15. Ai-chan

    Linking drafts or making private chapters

    Just send them a private message here. Then if you want others to join, just invite others as well. If there are users you don't want to read the chapters anymore, just kick them out.
  16. Ai-chan

    How would a species with horns wear a helmet?

    Yes, Ai-chan was a very wild 'cosplayer' back in the day. Hohoho. It's very hard to actually target the leather straps on a helmet, though. Generally, if you are precise enough to target the leather straps, you'd be precise enough to stab or cut the places not covered by the helmet, such as the...
  17. Ai-chan

    How would a species with horns wear a helmet?

    The same was as to how you would wear a butt plug with dog tail. You have a hole in your panties and pants. As for keeping it on the head for different sizes, leather straps work.
  18. Ai-chan

    Nein! Ai-chan knew a girl named Charity once. She was a slut.

    Nein! Ai-chan knew a girl named Charity once. She was a slut.
  19. Ai-chan

    Yes, for money.

    Yes, for money.
  20. Ai-chan

    Gacha

    Guys, it's the writing prompt section, write a story, please. Unless this is actually not a writing prompt and you posted in the wrong section? ====== Gardrin is in a bind. He is facing a huge and heavy reptile, nothing that can be beaten with his tiny hands. Yet this monster needs to be...
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