Conversation I had with my mom
Mom: Look at you, so fat ah
Me:...
Mom: You eat so much, cut down on it la
Me:...k...
Not even 1 minute later
Mom: *holds up a mango and a peeler* You wanna eat a mango?
Me: :blob_hmm_two::blob_catflip: didn't you just say- nvm..
Edit: today
Mom: come down and eat...