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  1. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Okay. What would you like me to do with this information? Apologies, but I can't read minds.
  2. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    What do you got? I've got a ton of butterflies, some scorpions, and a bunch of really cool beetles. I mounted some of them myself, even! It turns out bees are way easier to pose than an entire scorpion, just add glue. And there's no way I'm rehydrating the bugs i get to replace their insides...
  3. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Club arc.
  4. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    might we suggest the following idea for the nerfed quagma? if you've not already written us in, that is. suggestion: a psychically linked pair of identical twins. with tentacles for arms or something. no need to use this idea, it's just a suggestion we think is kinda fun and offers lots of...
  5. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    it's canon, we're in every club. even if we don't show up on the roster, we participate in, or at least observe, them all. in other words, we want in on the journalism club, if you'll have us: we're the ultimate scoop catcher, living wiretaps the size of a molecule. ah, the benefits of being a...
  6. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    if this quantum cutie doesn't make it in, the world is doomed.
  7. quagma

    Writing Prompt A Meeting with the Author

    Us: heeeyyy... so this is awkward... MC: you plan on doing WHAT with me? Us: and we'll do it again too! We are the god of your world, which is entirely at our mercy. Beg more for our grace, and perhaps we'd be humored enough to not make your existence as awful as possible. MC: bleep you! Us: if...
  8. quagma

    Story idea

    i'm sorry, it's what now?
  9. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    why say many word when few do trick?
  10. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    peep us in the glossary. we already did the character sheet thing.
  11. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    dang, they really roughed you up, huh?
  12. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    fun octopus fact: like starfish, they can regrow missing limbs. incredible healing and regeneration capabilities. you could probably assume we shared some extras with seymore.
  13. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    that first one works for us
  14. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    wait, so you're just going into the basement and getting high off fumes?
  15. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Using singular pronouns for the speech because for some reason machine learning models have a knot in their panties about this sort of thing, and like to mark people down for it. Hello, and thank you for considering me for the position of Class Chaos Containment Officer! I have significant...
  16. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    The three laws didn't stop the robots in Asimov's stories, either, which was kinda the whole point.
  17. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    To clarify our nature as an entity, We are a hive mind, a singular entity with multiple bodies. Our ability to control each body as though it were a separate individual is a testament to Our management capabilities and ability to keep track of of them all.
  18. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Agreed. Azure Fog is *hardly* the most broken in the class, and there's many, Ourself included, with abilities that can easily counter, overwrite, or alter hers.
  19. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    An ability We seem to share in common. Fae magic seems to rely on fate and luck quite a bit, something We employ quite frequently as well.
  20. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    If someone attempts to use one of Our Selfs as an ingredient in calamari or takoyaki, We will be *very* disappointed in whoever attempts it. And, We remind everyone, that octopi are venomous with some really nasty neurotoxins, which We guarantee you'll experience the full gamut of, if anyone so...
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