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  1. BenJepheneT

    I'll speak perfect English in his presence, only to turn around and say "no one will believe...

    I'll speak perfect English in his presence, only to turn around and say "no one will believe you" in perfect Hindi when we're both alone, and act as if nothing ever happened.
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    heard someone calling Warhammer Tardhammer and I think that's what I'm Gonna start calling it too

    heard someone calling Warhammer Tardhammer and I think that's what I'm Gonna start calling it too
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    random stuff

    Common British Public Transport
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    Today my employer asked for my presence in private at his office and discussed the Instagram...

    Today my employer asked for my presence in private at his office and discussed the Instagram status I made this morning where I shot a video of myself saying "another day, another paycheck", picked up my Deagle replica, and sighed, "welp, back to the abortion clinic" and how it'll affect the...
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    It's not like I mind sharing a cinema with my friends either. It's fun seeing varied reactions...

    It's not like I mind sharing a cinema with my friends either. It's fun seeing varied reactions to exciting scenes from em' as we watch together. I just don't go out of my way to invite them with me unless I know one of them have been itching to catch a newest installment/chasing this particular...
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    I enjoy the cinema experience. I haven't voluntarily brought popcorn since I was a kid. I just...

    I enjoy the cinema experience. I haven't voluntarily brought popcorn since I was a kid. I just like sitting in a dark room and enjoying blaring bass as they trade gunfire.
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    Today was the day I realized going out alone to watch movies is considered "weird" and "strange"...

    Today was the day I realized going out alone to watch movies is considered "weird" and "strange" to the general public, as many people who replied to my Instagram status proclaimed Is it odd to enjoy a movie in solitude amongst othe nameless strangers?
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    @owotrucked My ideal would be to talk and set certain boundaries and start small and maintain...

    @owotrucked My ideal would be to talk and set certain boundaries and start small and maintain discipline but I guess it's a case of different folks different strokes.
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    >inb4 someone barges in with a niche, extreme, personal example that crosses respect and goes...

    >inb4 someone barges in with a niche, extreme, personal example that crosses respect and goes straight to abuse/neglect "Well what if my dad used to beat me with the blunt end of an axe as a teen for being gay how bout' that???" I'll inform you when your gold victim Olympics medal arrives
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    Generational gap is a thing, you know. It's not their privilege but bridging that space and...

    Generational gap is a thing, you know. It's not their privilege but bridging that space and meeting halfway would definitely lead to a healthier parent-child relationship. Old people are still just people; ones that make mistakes just like you.
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    I know parents can be overbearing at times but holy fuck, gen z are threatening to throw their...

    I know parents can be overbearing at times but holy fuck, gen z are threatening to throw their old folks into a nursing home for any microaggression they commit. And everytime you mention filial piety they go "well I never asked to be here I don't owe em shit". Unless you're Harry potter and Ur...
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    I sorta feel bad lads the thread's been 2 months old and we're still kicking this guy's ass through necromancy
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    Story not appearing in either Latest Story page or recently updated page

    We don't do "waiting" around here. We either get our well-deserved views NOW or we complain about how "smut harems take all the readers from us >:{{{{{{{" for the sixteenth time this week.
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    I sometimes wake up in mild sweat remembering that any competent college chemistry professor...

    I sometimes wake up in mild sweat remembering that any competent college chemistry professor just casually carries the general recipe to methamphetamine in their heads wherever they go like a fanny pack or their wallets, but it's instead the literal instructions to committing class B felony
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    Fun fact: Sailus was actually arrested back when he was the first one to stop clapping after one...

    Fun fact: Sailus was actually arrested back when he was the first one to stop clapping after one of Stalin's speeches back in the 1940s
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    I've started working 3 jobs a week. It's tiring but I haven't seen this many digits in my bank...

    I've started working 3 jobs a week. It's tiring but I haven't seen this many digits in my bank account since... ever, to be honest. I'm thinking of purchasing an AK-47 gel blaster which I intend to paint matte black with red go-faster stripes. I'll see y'all in a few weeks.
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    Anime Russians got white hair not for any historical reason, but because manga/Light Novel...

    Anime Russians got white hair not for any historical reason, but because manga/Light Novel illustrations are usually inked BnW, and since local characters are already dark haired, the only way they could differentiate foreigners is by giving them contrast. Hence, the White Haired Russian troupe...
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    random stuff

    Bitcoin
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    It usually comes with the side effect of not caring what people think - the sharpest social...

    It usually comes with the side effect of not caring what people think - the sharpest social double edged sword, in my opinion.
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    Too bad we don't have a fanfiction.net sized Dev team behind the site
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