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  1. UYScuti

    The story about a survivor after the Global Nuclear War

    Neither am I :blob_cookie:
  2. UYScuti

    The story about a survivor after the Global Nuclear War

    :blob_aww: Once I start fusing iron, I blow. Supernova style.
  3. UYScuti

    The story about a survivor after the Global Nuclear War

    Way to rub in the fact that I’m no longer in my main sequence A2.
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    The story about a survivor after the Global Nuclear War

    Whenever you write dialogue, each speaker gets their own line. You’re writing in past tense, so change “is” to “was”. For the most part, unless it’s in dialogue, get rid of “now” when writing in past tense. Also, words like “shows” should be “showed”. Things like these are comma splices. In...
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    Writing Prompt [WP] A parody of The Little Mermaid, titled The Little Blood Mage.

    Well, I think they base everything off of the type of birth you’re giving, pain medications, and dilation. So if you’re early I think they give you laxatives. If you’re constipated, then that can probably become an injury of some sort. I’m not a doctor, though, so yeah, def. check with them. But...
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    Writing Prompt [WP] A parody of The Little Mermaid, titled The Little Blood Mage.

    We have truly turned this into a shitposting thread. I can’t remember, but I think they give you laxatives at the hospital.
  7. UYScuti

    Thaw and resurrect them. Then, they will live happily for eternity ?‍♀️?‍♂️

    Thaw and resurrect them. Then, they will live happily for eternity ?‍♀️?‍♂️
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    Quick! Throw them in a -80 freezer and you should be good.

    Quick! Throw them in a -80 freezer and you should be good.
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    Writing Prompt [WP] A parody of The Little Mermaid, titled The Little Blood Mage.

    Well, if you get a C-section, then a little fecal matter from the mother mixed can help. But be free and poop on that day as much as you want ? let people deal with a little shit when you’re pushing. My exes squirmed out like a snake.
  10. UYScuti

    You got this ?

    You got this ?
  11. UYScuti

    Gimme your song lyrics!

    Christmas is coming soon, so it’s best to listen to Christmas music around this time And you call me edgy :sweating_profusely:
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    Writing Any tips on how to write an easily understandable explanation for certain scientific topics?

    This differs on what science you’re focusing on, but generally, people are reading a novel for the story and characters, they’re not judging your dissertation. Ten pages of research might only be a paragraph in your story, so don’t drag your book down with keywords that people don’t understand...
  13. UYScuti

    That’s no excuse.

    That’s no excuse.
  14. UYScuti

    :blob_hmm_two: It might be a good time to sleep

    :blob_hmm_two: It might be a good time to sleep
  15. UYScuti

    I fucked up big time...

    Don’t worry, you’re about to experience it first hand. Most don’t talk about it because of how embarrassed they were, but it’s 2020 ffs. Write you’re own grimoire. Who knows, your new incubus partner might invite some friends. I hear open relationships are all the rage these days. Soon, you’ll...
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    I fucked up big time...

    Incubus will only leave after it lays it’s egg inside of you. Usually, about the size of a swan egg. Often times the recipients ass isn’t ready to be a home. As you probably need a new sleeve inside, it will continue to plow your ass until it creates a new pocket. This may take 6-8 months...
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    Writing Prompt [WP] A parody of The Little Mermaid, titled The Little Blood Mage.

    Congratulations. And don’t worry about pooping while you push :sweating_profusely: I’m sure whoever sees it won’t say a thing.
  18. UYScuti

    New here as an author questions;

    I’m guessing you didn’t see the tag for smut. As for rescuing slaves and setting them free, I can see people being upset about that, but probably not in the way you think. It would be like, “why didn’t you create a slave harem of werewolf and monster girls then breed them for additional harem...
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    Writing Prompt [WP] A parody of The Little Mermaid, titled The Little Blood Mage.

    ? The beginning of every story does not begin in the shire. No, it begins in the placenta of the bucket. If Whoville resides within a snowflake, I wonder what kind of Grinch lives on the mount crumpit of a... I never saw my son’s, though. But I had a friend who was a lab tech that weighed...
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    Writing Prompt [WP] A parody of The Little Mermaid, titled The Little Blood Mage.

    Nothing like a bucket full of placenta to start off a fiction.
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