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  1. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Without spoiling anything, post one joke thats in your story today

    “Shoo! Shoo!” she yelled, pushing off a cat-sized sparrow that perched on shoulder. The bird squawked and hopped off. “Go on a diet, birdy!” she cried. The bird squawked in offense as it flew off.
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    Authors, please read this... *^^*

    - Cyrano De Bergerac
  3. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    A funny, but odd question

    "He who picnics past the sign that says 'beware of bears' should not complain of a stolen picanic basket." - Sun Tzu.
  4. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Art is made by Ai can't afford the artist need suggestion

    Never apologize for helping yourself.
  5. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Let's make an AI slob story.

    camaraderie positive safe environment -------
  6. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Why Isekai?

    "Welcome to your new world, what cheat power do you want?" "None. I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
  7. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Human-formed pets?

    I'm putting Fluffy to work.
  8. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Male protagonists or female protagonists: which one do you prefer?

    Female protagonist with a gruff old man's voice like Fuuma Kotaro from Nitroplus' Muramasa. Checkmate, all of you who chose poorly.
  9. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Universal Lady Justice Aya

    Don't mind me, I'm just farming notifications. :s_wink:
  10. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Why Isekai?

    OMG, the ultimate self-insert power fantasy story. XD
  11. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    What are some of your favorite story openings (Author's Edition)

    I prefer In Medias Res. "We're always In Medias Res. You were born In Medias Res; a footnote to the history of two people. You yourself had decided who you are after the fact you've had a few years in your belt already. Just when you think it had all began, the starting point continues to grow...
  12. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Why Isekai?

    One should be thankful it's "person from our world into fantasyland" especially if one is complaining about the bad writing. Can you imagine how even more grating it would even be if instead of having a relatable, understandable guy like Ted Jones from Kentucky we need to slog through "Darkness...
  13. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Why Isekai?

    Isekai fatigue is nothing new. Many turned to anime because everyone got tired of American scientists who gained powers after dramatically holding up a test tube. Many have rolled their eyes at the idea of some village boy picking up a radioactive rock or when a dying elder bequeathes him a...
  14. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Which story of yours is probably the most suitable to have video game adaptation

    The one at my sig. What genre is it? Yes. Idea is that you cycle through each character as the story progresses. Your actions/performance will affect who you will play next, which leads to replayability. Fighters will be like a 3rd-person action game, gunners will be FPS, the non-combat...
  15. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Why Isekai?

    I shall write one where the hero gains his powers from being bitten by a radioactive gamma ray-stricken black cat that escaped his exploding planet after criminals shot his mom... instead of dying. Mild-mannered bumbling accountant by day, anime hero at night! Checkmate, guys! I have an...
  16. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    Lost lore you just couldn't fit in.

    Ex-Villainess Philia's post-isekai flashbacks where she's pulling a Hannibal Lecter on annoying schoolmates/faculty, Considering it's a world of demihumans, she uses the appropriate recipes i.e. hamburgers from minotaurs, prosciutto for orcs, sahuagin ceviche, bird-folk teriyaki, etc.
  17. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    What are the 'behind the scenes' aspects of your fiction writing that are interesting?

    The protagonist Ingrid and her friends are making their way home one chapter, and since she's in a fantasy DnD-esque city, I thought that one aspect such a city would have are newsreaders just like in Assassin's Creed 2 and HBO's Rome. Instead of making up random news bits. I decided to tap a...
  18. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    What is the hardest, heaviest, lightest, and easiest part of writing the plots in your novel?

    Hardest: Bridging from one good idea into the next. Avoiding sudden jumps and time skips. Interludes between adventures sometimes do not help. Heaviest: Coming up with mooks since a lot of the usual RPG fare are now "People" i.e. orcs, goblins, ogres, are the Tom, Dick, and Harry of this...
  19. Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega

    As an author, how do you feel when you reread your novels?

    Last month, while cleaning up my PC, I took out four screws to open it up and came back with five. Yesterday, I stacked eight chairs to clean up my dining room. I came back with nine. I re-read my Googledocs-written stories and still come up with typos. The Infinite item glitch is real.
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    Do you listen to voice actors to decide who would be a good fit for your characters?

    Actively? No. If I had to choose right now, I'll have to do a quick search online to know who voiced who. Except for Norio Wakamoto who should totally voice the cute slime familiar. That would of course lead to a legal obligation to add more speaking lines so every episode is graced with his...
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