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My favorite exercise is to yoink a book that i really like, blow off the dust, and open to a random page or a section I like. Then read the page of the story and then reverse engineer/write similar scene with my own characters, dialog, and setting.

Time for some research :sweating_profusely:

Because the nine tailed fox is the OG cute monster girl waifu. Fox girls probably precede Jesus and Christianity. I'm sure some emperor has some smutty fics hidden away on some rotten scrolls in an undiscovered tomb in Asia.

Pears are amazing!

Happy Festivus:blobtaco:

Officer I swear I didn't click the link!

Han(d)sel :blob_teehee:

Party time :blobtaco:

New page? Nope :(

Maybe some automotive tools for the little bro and books along with plant thingies for my sister. Of course, the provided list is merely a guideline so I'll be getting some funny as well as some nicely thought out surprises.

I should really finish Christmas shopping

For me it just has to be good. Howerver, my personal bar is much lower for first person than 3rd person. I really like 3rd person limited, but absolutely dread 'average' scribblehub 3rd person omniscient, because it can often be used as a big ass crutch/lazy writing. Here's this random ass...

I bought a lawnmower Got it working in short order Watch out missus I'm pulling pussy from directions I don't even have an erection Down nother pint of Guinness Accidentally shoot the neighbors missus 9months later I hear knock knock She wants money from my business My wife's in shock Behind her...

Bacon Soap Talking Fish book: "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives" Nature's Dicks Calendar tshirt from a non-English speaking country with random English words on it bag of (gummy) dicks Squatty Potty...

I miss the days where red muffin was a red muffin. Good thing santaisblue is still a santa. :blob_whistle:

J had a wide flat nose almost like someone had smashed it in with a frying. A hold over from his more youthful days, J still dyes his hair because his best friend said it looked cool(this same best friend tragically died saving his life). Now married and in his thirties, J's dad bod is starting...

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I got tiger's blood and I'm Bi-winning

BOOOO. Father is disappointed not to find at least one scantly clad female among your photos. Funny enough when I was in middle school, I got sat down for suspicious internet history search of women on google images. My sister quickly fessed up to it for source material on a story she was...