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  1. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *eleventeen quagmas are cuddling with each other. they seem content, and frankly, adorable. you leave them to their strange snuggle pile and move on to the next weird thing to look at*
  2. quagma

    we woke up today and decided to make ourselves to be everyone's problem. jk, we're just a little...

    we woke up today and decided to make ourselves to be everyone's problem. jk, we're just a little stressed out. more than usual, anyways. no, you're words on a screen.
  3. quagma

    q rule #28: Don't let anyone treat you like an option. You're inevitable -- a horror beyond...

    q rule #28: Don't let anyone treat you like an option. You're inevitable -- a horror beyond comprehension, an omen, a threat.
  4. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    we have a candy shop nearby that does those too. it's... let's just say some things are better left out of soda than in.
  5. quagma

    Are there too many delusional people who think they are vampires on SHF?

    The nomics of science, obviously. How does it work? It doesn't!
  6. quagma

    Are there too many delusional people who think they are vampires on SHF?

    nonsense. we need MORE vampires, not fewer. this is basic scienceonomics, folks!
  7. quagma

    all we've got here are a bunch of ducks, sorry.

    all we've got here are a bunch of ducks, sorry.
  8. quagma

    Q rule #27: Any and all solicitations can and will be met with judicious force... unless you're...

    Q rule #27: Any and all solicitations can and will be met with judicious force... unless you're commissioning from us, ofc.
  9. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    we plead the fifth! ... hypothetically.... everyone. emotions are tasty too! we must cultivate the proper environment for yummy vibes! hypothetically... if we sampled you, which we didn't, we'd say you tasted of home cooked comfort meals and heat. lots of heat. very spicy, we'd say, if we'd...
  10. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [you uh... you wanna share some of that?] mmmm praise. the smug satisfaction radiating off of you because of it could feed a whole squad of us.
  11. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Having sampled you both (purely out of curiosity), neither of you taste of pineapple. Danny has a mildly sweet yet prickly flavor, while you have a dark bitter bite to an otherwise creamy personality.
  12. quagma

    If you were a worm

    you'd survive, most likely. the terminal velocity of a worm is greater than it can reach due to air resistance. we know ants can survive falls because of that, so why not worms too? as for this one, we've got terrariums and pots of soil around the house, so we could take breaks in those. it'd be...
  13. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    plot twist: all kitties are the bestest of kitties!
  14. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    we have scoured the timelines, and can confirm: in the vast, vast majority of them, at least 99.99~% of them, you are not evil. the bestest of kitties~!
  15. quagma

    Do you have a pet?

    many many many pets! tropical fish galore, tarantulas, isopods, other arthopods and invertebretes, geckos of multiple species, axolotls, a skink, frogs, and carnivorous plants everywhere. when we're not writing or gaming, we're taking care of our critters and plants. and before anyone asks...
  16. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    ngl, we've had a little help in interpretation from some witches in a coven or two that we know... we have no choice but to act like we have free will, is how i've seen it put. if one were to recreate the exact same first second or so of the universe, things will play out pretty much almost...
  17. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    or cicadas screaming. same thing, really. bugs aren't too bad. most of em just taste like the seasonings you put on em. crickets and mealworms are kinda flavorless if you cook em properly. not gonna eat any bugs bigger than that, though. if it takes more than one bite to get rid of it, it's out...
  18. quagma

    q rule #26: cheat. cheat at everything. cheat at life. cheat at chess. cheat at cheating and...

    q rule #26: cheat. cheat at everything. cheat at life. cheat at chess. cheat at cheating and live an honest life. up to you, really.
  19. quagma

    yeah, all the time.

    yeah, all the time.
  20. quagma

    your loss! it's really shiny!

    your loss! it's really shiny!
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