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  1. ShrimpShady

    I've been waiting for my turn

    I've been waiting for my turn
  2. ShrimpShady

    I thought they were called the silent generation because they were mostly dead now

    I thought they were called the silent generation because they were mostly dead now
  3. ShrimpShady

    I will focus on basketball discourse instead of chainsaw man ending discourse

    I will focus on basketball discourse instead of chainsaw man ending discourse
  4. ShrimpShady

    Chainsawfolk xitter discourse is highkey cooked. I'm dopamine resetting with balls ong

    Chainsawfolk xitter discourse is highkey cooked. I'm dopamine resetting with balls ong
  5. ShrimpShady

    He has a name

    He has a name
  6. ShrimpShady

    Saw a guy wearing a Certified Lover Boy shirt in public. It really does take all kinds

    Saw a guy wearing a Certified Lover Boy shirt in public. It really does take all kinds
  7. ShrimpShady

    Fruit Love Island was the last straw

    Fruit Love Island was the last straw
  8. ShrimpShady

    [MEDIA] We (and I mean all of us) will be central-asia-maxxing in preparation (or like iran...

    We (and I mean all of us) will be central-asia-maxxing in preparation (or like iran maxxing idk where it's set)
  9. ShrimpShady

    Just kidding. I'm an MGS larper. Only ever played Peace Walker in middle school But Che was...

    Just kidding. I'm an MGS larper. Only ever played Peace Walker in middle school But Che was mentioned a few times
  10. ShrimpShady

    Playing Metal Gear Solid but doing this whenever Che or Castro are mentioned to show that I...

    Playing Metal Gear Solid but doing this whenever Che or Castro are mentioned to show that I think the game's just being wacky again
  11. ShrimpShady

    It honestly felt like the alternate universe scenario the villain shows the MC to break his...

    It honestly felt like the alternate universe scenario the villain shows the MC to break his will, but instead of rejecting it and finding another way, it's just the ending we got
  12. ShrimpShady

    Babies already aren't human 🤷‍♂️

    Babies already aren't human 🤷‍♂️
  13. ShrimpShady

    But for real if you're the kind of guy who gets legitimately tilted over babies on planes, I...

    But for real if you're the kind of guy who gets legitimately tilted over babies on planes, I think less of you as a human being
  14. ShrimpShady

    Shromp Rule # 🦐 Be patient with the people around you. It's their first time being a baby...

    Shromp Rule # 🦐 Be patient with the people around you. It's their first time being a baby crying and screaming and shitting on an airplane too
  15. ShrimpShady

    Yeah that cannot be how Chainsaw Man ends

    Yeah that cannot be how Chainsaw Man ends
  16. ShrimpShady

    I bet it tastes better store bought though

    I bet it tastes better store bought though
  17. ShrimpShady

    I went to both Mister Donut locations in town and neither of them had pon de ring Why even live?

    I went to both Mister Donut locations in town and neither of them had pon de ring Why even live?
  18. ShrimpShady

    Woah woah woah hey hey what do you think I am, a fascist? We don't deal in such barbary in the...

    Woah woah woah hey hey what do you think I am, a fascist? We don't deal in such barbary in the Shrimp Republic. What do you think whales are for?
  19. ShrimpShady

    @JayMark I will gladly sacrifice myself to save the revolution and to kill 3000 inferior plankton

    @JayMark I will gladly sacrifice myself to save the revolution and to kill 3000 inferior plankton
  20. ShrimpShady

    @Woolen_Monkey class consciousness is actually stored in the nose @JayMark It's the song of the...

    @Woolen_Monkey class consciousness is actually stored in the nose @JayMark It's the song of the caged bird
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