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  1. ShrimpShady

    When Jesus came back from the dead, one of the first things he said was like, "peace be upon...

    When Jesus came back from the dead, one of the first things he said was like, "peace be upon you" so like, may peace be upon you this easter even though it's already monday here
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    They use glue these days instead of stitches. Cuts down on the agonized screaming

    They use glue these days instead of stitches. Cuts down on the agonized screaming
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    Cricumcisions have really come a long way technologically since when I was a kid

    Cricumcisions have really come a long way technologically since when I was a kid
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    Wish I coulda seen the look on their faces

    Wish I coulda seen the look on their faces
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    Would've loved to be in that room when they discovered Stalin's body. idk must've been crazy lmao

    Would've loved to be in that room when they discovered Stalin's body. idk must've been crazy lmao
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    *struggling to make conversation on a hinge date with a polisci major* "So uhh... are you...

    *struggling to make conversation on a hinge date with a polisci major* "So uhh... are you prostate?"
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    Your profile posts never cease to amaze me with how rich they are in sentences that have never...

    Your profile posts never cease to amaze me with how rich they are in sentences that have never been uttered in human history
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    ちんこ

    ちんこ
  9. ShrimpShady

    Lyrics are also super sappy, but kinda hit towards the end.

    Lyrics are also super sappy, but kinda hit towards the end.
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    Music recommendation [MEDIA] Like most people, I discovered this surprisingly pleasant little...

    Music recommendation Like most people, I discovered this surprisingly pleasant little tune from the Youtube channel Internet Comment Etiquette. It just oozes campy charm--from the dogshit production to the greenscreen music video. But at its heart, is an almost frustratingly brilliant chorus...
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  12. ShrimpShady

    Whenever I need more conviction and reassurance for what I'm about to, I imagine the voice...

    Whenever I need more conviction and reassurance for what I'm about to, I imagine the voice inside my head as an older lesbian lady giving me advice, and it steels my will
  13. ShrimpShady

    please come back @Hoshino we actually kinda miss you

    please come back @Hoshino we actually kinda miss you
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    The music speaks for itself [IMG] unless it's hoshino giving my recommendation a bad score

    The music speaks for itself unless it's hoshino giving my recommendation a bad score
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    The Balkan capital cities make for great girl names Athena, Sofia, Ljubljana, Istanbulliana...

    The Balkan capital cities make for great girl names Athena, Sofia, Ljubljana, Istanbulliana, Belgradella, Sarajevo, etc.
  16. ShrimpShady

    I always pull out at the last minute when I try to ragebait people. I guess I'm just a kind soul

    I always pull out at the last minute when I try to ragebait people. I guess I'm just a kind soul
  17. ShrimpShady

    That's my cousin. He's been stuck in the mobius strip for a month now

    That's my cousin. He's been stuck in the mobius strip for a month now
  18. ShrimpShady

    @.Tony take a look at this absolute clown. Drop the banhammer on them. Steal their mail. Use...

    @.Tony take a look at this absolute clown. Drop the banhammer on them. Steal their mail. Use their card for a 3 month Canva subscription. Close down their favorite shawarma place. Gentrify their neighborhood.
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    [SPOILER] Thoughts on this? Serious responses only

    Thoughts on this? Serious responses only
  20. ShrimpShady

    They got money for wars but can't feed the poor

    They got money for wars but can't feed the poor
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