Representing_Tromba

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  Representing_Tromba

• Sep 7, 2022

You would not believe your ass,
If ten million Large Mouth Bass,
Bit at your toes as you fell asleep,
I want to make myself believe,
That planet earth is-burning,

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  Representing_Tromba

• Sep 6, 2022

So I'm peeling eggs for breakfast this morning and this little round ass of an egg decides to roll back into the shell bowl and attach itself back to it's shell. It's like it wanted it's skin back.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Sep 5, 2022

MC: cocks sub-machine gun like a shotgun.

Antagonist: stands there trying to figure out how that is logically possible.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Sep 5, 2022

Sometimes I wonder if I overdo some of my hobbies but when the payoff is 40 gallons of various flavored meads, well, you tend to not care.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Sep 2, 2022

My new roommate is getting annoyed because Alan Chadnips keeps wandering into his room when he isn't looking and tries to eat his toes.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 31, 2022

Are thongs OSHA approved?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 30, 2022

One of the worst things that I find when reading any book, whether it be old or new, is that there is always a character that you can never tell till the end if they're toxic or a realistically annoying teen who will grow. Them just being toxic is way more common nowadays.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 28, 2022

I love being poor. It forces you to learn how to do things so you don't have to pay someone else to do said things. For example, fixing your vehicle.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 26, 2022

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. Seal it, and it becomes a calzone, which is an oversized tortellini. However, if you stack two lasagna then you still only have one lasagna.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 26, 2022

I had this weird dream that J.K. Rowling couldn't decide between wizards, sorcerer's, and witches in her first draft so she just used the word "bitch" as a placeholder. This was accidentally leaked after the third movie came out so all the Harry Potter fans started saying "You're a bitch, Harry." It was great.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 25, 2022

I don't feel like looking it up right now but what did Facebook change their name to? I can't remember.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 22, 2022

Due to a lack of motivation, I have decided to lock myself in a room with my computer for the next 24 hours so that I will actually write more than a single paragraph. Maybe I'll have the story finished by then or maybe I'll write a single page? Who knows.

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  Aaqil

• Aug 21, 2022

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  Erysion

• Aug 20, 2022

Is that you, Paul?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 18, 2022

I was told that I am the most unhinged of anyone in my friend group but all of them know that every single one of my stupid ideas has been premeditated with good intentions under the guise of fucking around and finding out.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 17, 2022

I had this weird dream that someone created an AI that became sentient and combed through the internet for a couple of years until it learned everything it could. Coming to the conclusion that humanity was super self destructive and needed to change.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 17, 2022

Last night I set up a Bluetooth speaker in my roommates room and had Huggbees Scooby Doo dilemma video playing just loud enough for him to hear it while he slept at 3 am. He should be up soon so I can see what he thought.

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  Agentt

• Aug 17, 2022

Welcome back!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 15, 2022

Selling your organs on the black market is great until someone comes to collect.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Aug 9, 2022

Well, sad to say it but I'm gonna be taking a break from the forums for a while.