AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• 54 minutes ago

Reminded more of why I never want outdoor cats ever again.
My two youngest are indoor, and it'll stay that way.

Had a god damn instant panic attack cause my grandma cat threw up a whole chewed up bird carcass in the bathroom.
Thought she lost a lung or spontaneously combusted when I found it.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 6:46 PM

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  Anonjohn20

• Today at 3:12 AM

What are the pros and cons of MyStoryList over GoodReads?

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 1:26 AM

The new site feels like a secret club.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 8:12 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 9:18 AM

Cursed/Lazy/Autistic cooking with AliceMoon:
How to be an epic cringe failure who can't cook, but still make something decent.

• 5 min insta-white rice in the michael wave.
• leftover cooked ground beef.
• 8 egg whites baked in an oiled up, tin-foiled pan in the oven for 15 minutes at 420 degrees.
• Mix it all together in a bowl or something. Enjoy.
• Fuck you.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 6:13 AM

> 10+ tabs open
> all chinese web series slop with cringe ai thumbnails

I need to be stopped.
But also don't stop me, because I still need to finish watching them.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 6:03 PM

I'm reminded why I stopped using twitter many eons ago,
and that my autism could be worse.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 8:36 AM

Since I'm thinking about pasta while eating it,
if an italian becomes a satanist, do they make their pentagrams out of pasta?

Like macaroni arts 'n crafts, but evil and autistic.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Wednesday at 6:25 AM

Pasta War Crimes with AliceMoon:

• Boil two different types of pasta together.
• Put in a big ass bowl after straining
• Dump an almost ungodly amount of ranch dressing or w/e salad dressing on it
• Dump peppers, carrots, broccoli - w/e the fuck you got.

Bam. Pasta with salad on it.
I'll never learn to cook! You can't make me!

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 9:22 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 5:24 PM

Human bodies are annoyingly flawed with bugs.
When does the update come out?

Tired of shit like:

Right thigh: I'M HIGH ON CRACK

Left ring finger: I'm really itchy for no reason, and no, I won't stop even if you scratch me.

Ears: Oh. Are you trying to relax? Lemme flashbang you with MAXIMUM TINNITUS for a few seconds.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 10:53 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Tuesday at 3:55 AM

Ah yes, I love browsing stories and seeing the timeless hood classic loophole of: just declare the character is actually 18, and suddenly the fact they look and act like a child no longer matters.

It's almost like certain words don't have specific definitions.
Lawmakers thwarted. Scientists baffled. Ethics solved. Child exploitation demolished.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 10:15 PM

Maybe it's my autism, but sadly, my brain didn't come with the free selective memory DLC.
Once I see/hear something wild from someone, that’s the only version of them I see until the end of time.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 9:18 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 7:42 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Monday at 3:49 AM

See? I can't be evil, I'm lactose intolerant.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 9:50 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Sunday at 6:33 PM

They should fully restore and re-use the colosseum in rome for fights.

Crime has been amping up, so they should toss in the rampant disease of pick pocketers and their national pasta police in there and duke it out like their ancestors.