Moo Principle #585 - I don't get the whole fandom tourist concept. Tourism is for phyisical travel. I'm stupid, but if you like something, you like it. If you pretend to like something so you can subvert it from the inside or simply get social points, you're an asshole.
Moo Principle #583 - There is a small dwarf living on my nose. She keeps popping up in my side vision. I try to pick her off but she's clever and hides back in my pores only to come out later and flip me off.
One Moo Story Idea - StarTrek fan fiction, no changes to canon except Spock is now Spork, an actual spork, but everybody talks to it like it's an actual Vulcan. Cept one guy, who always points it out, but noone listens.


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