Moo Principle #583 - There is a small dwarf living on my nose. She keeps popping up in my side vision. I try to pick her off but she's clever and hides back in my pores only to come out later and flip me off.
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Moo Principle #582 - It takes a villian to braise a child.
One Moo Story Idea - StarTrek fan fiction, no changes to canon except Spock is now Spork, an actual spork, but everybody talks to it like it's an actual Vulcan. Cept one guy, who always points it out, but noone listens.
Moo Principle #581 - It's a food baby.
Moo Principle #580 - I don't care about my social credit score. Not too much.
Moo Principle #579 - I got pregnant.
*applies some mascara and eye shadow on your eyelashes and eyes*
Moo Principle #578 - I sometimes develop shift fatigue. So I will try to ground myself in my preferred form for a while.
What is this monstrosity that is your pfp and banner!?
szzz..... moo rrrrgghhhzzzzzzzzz orc... fhhhjjjiizssszzz
I think we lost jaymark. We need to launch an investigation.
bzzzt
I heard you're protecting the orc?
yourmilkiespfp is very sexy, Mr. Moo.
Just MOO it
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! yummy yummy.
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