Heard you made fun of a vegan. Didnt know you were one to start beef like that 
Madkins
The Foolish One From Your sister's bedroom
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Anyone else have one of those days where you drop a hundred dollars of glass products on the floor of the store.
Then you go to head home and get a flat.
then in the middle of fixing the flat on the side of the road a cop is an asshole.
Finally for some reason your cellphone catches fire?
F-Bomb
That's all I came to say
Do you know what a waterbed is for?
Miracles.
We can make water into whine.
Wait, what?
I like when someone calls and asks - What's up?
Me - nothing.
him - ...
me - ...
him - Alright, well I was just calling to see what was happening. Later.
End call
*bonks you with folding hand fan* utterly atrocious! Scandalous! What are thou, a mere plebian, doing in the bedchambers of my sister!
*Sighs heavily*
What's wrong with wanting to create a 12-foot tall Alice that has a bloody mask and a giant axe?
Am I the only one that sees the scientific benefits of such a creation?
Who has 4/20 plans?
That doesn't matter as much as who needs a 4/20 plan?
You're all invited. Even if your weirder than i am.
Having relations with a woman named Wildfire should be made illegal.
Just trying to help you out.
You know who you are...
If you need a hug today let me know.
I promise not to grab your butt if you promise not to grab mine.
Probably.
Eh, we'll take it on a case by case basis.
"So my advice in life when you be dating deities is
Always remember to be tender and find the peace in the Moment,
hold it close and miggity make the most of it
But when you go talkin about it don’t go be a boastin- Alex Frascobitch"
After kissing all the frogs in the backyard looking for a prince, i realized we only have toads here. That might explain all the colors and the walls melting.
Tonight, I sit here at a Dennys with my shredded shoe, by myself. Licking pennies and typing on my computer. The crowd stares at me like I'm a psycho or something as I place french fries in my beard for later.
Awww... I tore my shoe... I probably deserved that for something I've done lately. Damnit...
I leave you with this question before going offline: What's left for justice after the law dies?
I know, you know, who this was meant for. I have to stop standing in the crossroads... -
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