I like when someone calls and asks - What's up?
Me - nothing.
him - ...
me - ...
him - Alright, well I was just calling to see what was happening. Later.
End call
*Sighs heavily*
What's wrong with wanting to create a 12-foot tall Alice that has a bloody mask and a giant axe?
Am I the only one that sees the scientific benefits of such a creation?
If you need a hug today let me know.
I promise not to grab your butt if you promise not to grab mine.
Probably.
Eh, we'll take it on a case by case basis.
"So my advice in life when you be dating deities is
Always remember to be tender and find the peace in the Moment,
hold it close and miggity make the most of it
But when you go talkin about it don’t go be a boastin
After kissing all the frogs in the backyard looking for a prince, i realized we only have toads here. That might explain all the colors and the walls melting.
Tonight, I sit here at a Dennys with my shredded shoe, by myself. Licking pennies and typing on my computer. The crowd stares at me like I'm a psycho or something as I place french fries in my beard for later.
Why in 2026 are there still superstitious people? How can you be completely logical and understand Thermodynamics and still end a sentence with "Because of a ghost/Alien." You'd think by now there was enough proof that there's no such thing. Scientists are more often than naught walking oxymorons. Ghost and aliens, neither exist in real life.
I've spent the last week making clones. Tons of them jammed into boxes. Approximately 110, give or take. Making clones isn't my job either, and I'm somehow the one that has to do it for all the other farmers. I should get paid for this...
I got turned around looking for someone else...
Then I was like, well, I'm already here...
You know what I'm saying?