If I were a Cryptid, SCP, urban legend creature, horror movie villain, creepy pasta, or nightmare,
Which monster would I be?
Which monster would I be?
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Is that Raora? !
Awww I love your pfp!!! Her cheeks looks so squishy!
I bet this would be you guys if I ever wore anything girly af...
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Morning, Hunnie.
I thought you'd be hungry,
so I made you breakfast.
I find it odd, and a little funny, the older I get,
The more mommy issues I seem to have,
-and I've never had kids.
Goodnight!
To: @CinnaSloth @eagle_360 @Assurbanipal_II
Subject: OIAA & TF Memo
Dear my beloved girls,
This weekend i was flying to Thailand for 3 day Masseuse Course.
But they offer me an advance Deep Massage course (whatever that means)
So unfortunately, i will extend my stay for a few days to be the best Orc masseuse
With love,
Bimbanana
Orc Inc. CEO
SHF is so quiet during my afternoons.
*comes up with a radio*
*plays a song*
*dances*
*Bows and grabs the radio and runs away*
I'm Free! (I was banned for spam)
I LOVE YOU SHF!
*because I like the gif*
I did a (Probably horrible) thing..
I took a test.
I have no idea what any of this really means
but this is me I guess-
Caring Beta
Alpha Loner
Submissive Omega
My boss caught me crying in the bathroom.
he took me out for ice cream. I told him I'm diabetic and couldn't eat it.
so he got me an ice tea and ate the ice cream for me. which made me laugh.
he pat my head and said i reminded him of his daughter.
he takes her out for ice cream all the time. she's like 14.
I guess I'm 14 now. -
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