Enkiari

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  Bimbanana

• Today at 5:24 AM

Enkiari, I've come to bargain!

Ban me for a week or i shall open a shrine thread to worship you! And fill it with daily prayers full of puns and dad jokes i specially crafted for you!

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  Bimbanana

• Yesterday at 4:33 PM

Where does cat go to check their history?

Spoiler: Answer

The Meow-seum

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  Bimbanana

• Apr 11, 2026

*Clasp hands and pray*

O Dark God cat, lend me strength as bunch of kids are about to come to my kingdom pretending to be a hero party and fought against me.
They shall learn my power and intellect stands far above them

*ends prayer*

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  Bimbanana

• Apr 8, 2026

*Prostate repeatedly*
O~ Enkiari my mod god.

Say, did you get my message?

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  Bimbanana

• Apr 4, 2026

*Prostate to the god cat repeatedly

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  Bimbanana

• Apr 3, 2026

You are cursed with eternal forum stupidity! Daily! MUAHAHAHAHA!

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Apr 1, 2026

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DADDY ENKIII! PLEASE DON'T DIE, WE NEED YOU! CURSE YOU ZINLESS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US!!!!

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Apr 1, 2026

Daddy Enki, can you make a rule so that you will ban anyone not using the letter 'E' in their posts for the nest 24 hours as a responce to @Zinless?

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  Tsuru

• Mar 31, 2026

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  NapLovingImmortal

• Mar 19, 2026

Since when do we have a mod?

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  LuoirM

• Mar 5, 2026

I'll lick you.

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Jan 30, 2026

When your thread got nuked but the mod is working their butt off to preserve another one.

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  Corty

• Jan 27, 2026

Yo, the front page “latest threads” thingy is broken. It shows older and older threads. Can you poke Tony about it?

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  Kitty

• Dec 4, 2025

Cat! With a cat-stache! Very cute :) Is that your actual cat?

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  tiaf

• Dec 3, 2025

How can a member whose profile doesn’t exist/can’t be accessed still have a name and not be changed to deleted member xxxxxxx

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  Anonjohn20

• Oct 28, 2025

The mod is online; quick, hide! LOL JK

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  RepresentingWrath

• Oct 22, 2025

After I'm gone, will you piss on my grave? I mean, you are a cat after all. Or are you trained?

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  RepresentingWrath

• Oct 19, 2025

Hand it over. That thing, your staff member status.

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  Enkiari

• Oct 18, 2025

Someone DMd me about the moderation, made a bunch of untrue assumptions and then locked me from replying.
Like... Why?
Now, I am annoyed enough to complain about it but not enough to DM the person back.

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  Alski

• Oct 16, 2025

Is this you?