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Moo Principle #553 - I defeated Donkey Kong so badly he helped my leave the boxing ring. Now I must write so I have more progress to report for Mooooooooo-day report. I will be attempting to leave distractions alone for a while.
I curse you to an endless fight with Donkey Kong in a boxing ring.
You're getting milked. I'm going to drink straight from the tap.
There’s no way you’re awake at a civilized hour right now. Go to sleep sweet cheeks. 🫵
Inquiry:
how much for one carton of milk?
This you?
Moo Principle # 552 - Bllarrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moo.
Bull magic.
I changed my mind. I won't turn you into steak. I will turn you into a steak-eater instead!
How are you faring with Influenza D?
I'm completely defeated right now.
Psst! Do you want some fancy Swiss grass?
*peeks from a shady dark alley*
The soup was made with ground turkey.
Moo Principle #551 - Great, now that anger ran out, I have to power my writing through self-loathing and depression. -
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