Dear Diary,
I hired a clown and a dog as my henchmen and a catto as my mascot to further progress my evil schemes of world domination.... but ....but I suspect they are all here for free donuts and cookies! Not a single mean bone required to be a villain can be found on them but it's ok! I've waited this long, I'll wait some more to teach them! That said, I should go stock up on those cookies and donuts!
[Searching for henchmen to help me in world destruction domination]
Salary: negotiable
Requirements: I'm the boss! Must obey my directions
Job benefits: free cookies and donuts, flexible hours, a boss that can stab your enemies
I'm appalled at how xenophobic some cnovels authors can get! This particular novel was soo horrible that I can't even read it any further than chapter 17!

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