JayMark

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  JayMark

• Mar 11, 2026

One Moo Novel Idea # 04? - I Clicked A Video Titled 'It's Over' And It Actually Was!

(It's been a while since I did one of these, have to search for the last to number it.)

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  ElijahRyne

• Mar 11, 2026

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  JayMark

• Mar 10, 2026

Moo Principle # 523 - I should make an author thread here.

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  JayMark

• Mar 10, 2026

Moo Principle # 522 - We bovines have a no tipping culture.

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  JayMark

• Mar 10, 2026

Moo Principle # 521 - I get knocked down, but I get up again.

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  Tsuru

• Mar 9, 2026

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  JayMark

• Mar 9, 2026

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  JayMark

• Mar 9, 2026

Moo Principle # 520 - What happens to a cowardly question mark that denies its heritage, shape, family, and its very son to lock itself in a tower profile writing rules?

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  JayMark

• Mar 9, 2026

Moo Principle # 519 - If a duck angry reacts this principle, they will meet with a terrible fate. If a duck like reacts this principle, they will meet with their hearts desire.

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  JayMark

• Mar 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 518 - I am bull. I have big horns. My tribe is moo. Do not mess with me or I will get moo.

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  JayMark

• Mar 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 517 - My ideal partner must be willing to give up steak and all bovine based red meats permanently. This is nonnegotiable.

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  JayMark

• Mar 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 516 - I'm looking for someone around 20 - 23 years old. He must be a CEO with a seven figure salary. It would be nice if he had a little shape shifting ability. He must be seven feet tall, in shape, bulging with muscles, and have seven pack abs. Must be good with children and willing to take care of our family. Must love worms. Singing and dancing top hatted members a plus.

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  JayMark

• Mar 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 515 - Moggdelina Beefearpi, ~29 Unfathomable Eons old, reserved, chaotic, enjoys long walks on the beach, dad jokes, shape shifting and bovines. Single mother of one worm child. Looking for a real man to treat me like a proper queen.

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  JayMark

• Mar 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 514 - It's International Women's Day, so to celebrate, I will shapeshift into a woman.

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  JayMark

• Mar 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 513 - Kids need to stay out of the adult's conversations

Spoiler: Moo

to protect the adults from legal liability for the messed up shit they say.

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  Tsuru

• Mar 7, 2026

Can someone tell me if its true ? (the gun having 1 bullet)

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 512 - Ducks have temper tantrum issues.

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 511 - You're my alt account.

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 510 - I'm your alt account.

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 509 - "You have to chew it thoroughly and let your saliva drench it. Otherwise you cough the it up and it will stick to your clothes because of the moistness." Conqueror_Quack