AliceMoonvale

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 4:36 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #4

A once speculated behavior among cloud trees has now been confirmed.

Trees once known for loudly battling invasive weeds appear unsettled when none remain. Lacking clear threats, the tree grows creeping vines that begin tightening around its own nearby fruit, or the fruit of neighboring trees, damaging them.

The tree likely believes it is defending the orchard.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 1:48 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 1:14 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #3:

Fruit grown from the cloud trees display a tendency to produce prolonged vocalizations when distressed. The sounds are consistent and appear to echo across nearby branches, persisting despite no visible threat. Nearby fruit continue growing.

I remain unsure whether this behavior serves a survival purpose or is the fruit's way of drawing attention to itself in order to be picked.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Today at 1:12 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 10:53 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 8:56 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #2:

Observation reveals that fruit produced by cloud banana trees display unusually strong reactions when presented with various facial expressions. Specimens exposed to more dynamic emotions appear to enter a state of acute distress, resulting in either suspended growth or falling prematurely from the branch, as if experiencing hostile weather conditions.

Additional study is required.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 4:26 PM

Moon Orchard Log Entry #1:

Fascinating phenomenon observed in the Orchard today!

Certain cloud trees practice a rare technique known as selective growing,
picking exactly one-third of branches to grow from, then insists fruit grew from the entire tree.

I will keep logs of future findings.

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  pangmida

• Yesterday at 3:21 PM

Now who is this pretty lady

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 2:17 PM

A seal came up to me.
It started singing a kiss from a rose.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Yesterday at 1:09 PM

AliceMoonMeow~.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 11:48 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 5:48 AM

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  Tsuru

• Yesterday at 5:08 AM

Unignored done.

What now ?
Do i need to dogeza or something ?

Say genuinely sorry ? (which i in fact did multiple times ?)

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  Tsuru

• Yesterday at 4:56 AM

I dont want beef with you.
NOR that i intentionally misgendered you voluntarily.

Dude/dudette/he/she/they/them/robot/ai/you/thisguy/thisguygirl/thisgirl/bruh/sis/WHATEVER

Im sorry if i misgendered you.
Please STOP spam laugh react.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 4:14 AM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Yesterday at 2:36 AM

Alright people. Let's get a show of hands here.
Who here has been personally victimized by @AliceMoonvale?

Be sure to let me know by reacting with a laugh emoji.
(disclaimer: if you couldn't tell, this is satire)

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 8:37 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 4:52 PM

It's a shame alcohol only cures autism for a couple hours.
Or enhances it.

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 3:15 PM

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  AliceMoonvale

• Saturday at 1:35 PM