Hans.Trondheim

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 10:06 PM

Isn't it weird that the less sleep you get, the more energetic you are?

I do. I feel like I can grade all 18 Grade 10 sections of our school within an hour.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 9:54 PM

"I would love to bring your fantasies to life!"

Sometimes, I wonder if a traditional artist like me lacks the magical skill of art scammers, coz I can't bring my buxom momma-type character to life no matter how much I draw her.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 2:30 PM

I am Hans Edward Trondheim, 36, a Filipino public school teacher. I'm going to set the record for being the fastest teacher to grade his students because, hell, my school wants the grade tomorrow ASAP.

This is jackass.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 1:02 PM

My old account and my posts from 2020 (SH-chan and SH-neesan).

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 11:41 AM

Treating myself to some nuggets and chicken steak after work sure is nice.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 7:32 AM

@CinnaSloth @JayMark am just busy with school stuff, but I'm planning to necro SH Lore by April (which coincides with my 30-day paid vacation).

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Thursday at 7:17 AM

Tis nice to have my student-teacher think I have a Microsoft certificate when in reality, I self-studied everything I know about Excel codes.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Wednesday at 11:44 AM

Anyway, story of the day:

I didn't come to work today. That is because, last night, someone burned something that when we woke up this morning, our heads ached like hell and felt dizzy.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Wednesday at 11:31 AM

Some site rules are unfair, yes, but we're the ones using their service. Unless the tables are turned (they come to need us), it's us who needs them, so we're the ones to adapt to their T&Cs.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Tuesday at 12:52 PM

Earlier, when I was helping my students prepare their clothes for their thesis defense, I realized I'd like to have children I care for in a similar way.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Tuesday at 12:24 PM

This freaking ramen I just ate taste good.

Too bad, the portion is small.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Tuesday at 9:51 AM

Being included in our school nerds' club is an honor.

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  Lorelliad

• Tuesday at 2:00 AM

The chef's hat is blocking the sick-ass afro!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Tuesday at 1:36 AM

Which countries fought in the Mexican-American war? The ones involved.
What fruit is a peeled grape? A berry.
How many animals are inanimate objects? Corals.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Tuesday at 1:35 AM

What color is an orange? Yellow and red.
When did the war of 1812 start? On the day the first shot was fired.
What order was world war 2 in? The third, because there's this thing called "Seven Years' War" which was the first global war.
Who is buried in Grants tomb? Scholarship grants.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

O7 V3 Illust 4. Completely done with V3!

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

O7 V3 Illust 3

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

While my screentone session was interrupted by bad news earlier, I still managed to finish O7 V3's Illust 2.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

Tis hard to comfort someone blaming themselves for their loved one's death, especially if that death is through suicide.

Even as I am just their teacher, I feel greatly for my students.

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  Hans.Trondheim

• Mar 2, 2026

Just came from my student's wake.

Yeah, please talk to someone if you're feeling down.