SRB

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  Tsuru

• 27 minutes ago

Can i get a hug ?

Ironically, it happened to me, just like it happened to gigi.
Both of my dates ran away and now im alone.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• 28 minutes ago

Simple Russian Bro!

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  SRB

• 57 minutes ago

I'm cooking, not because I wanna eat, but because I will literally have no time to cook later.

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  CinnaSloth

• Today at 12:05 AM

The raccoon i want:

sleepy, and chubby. He's just a little guy.

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  SRB

• Yesterday at 2:21 AM

I woke up and immediately decided to complain about it here. This site definitely has me by the balls...

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  Tsuru

• Thursday at 7:24 PM

Its funny how in insight its kinda accurate.

I have a problem in the arm.
And botty have headaches problem.

(and blood in the pic is there)

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  Tsuru

• Thursday at 12:55 PM

I have this innate constitution
where when i complain about someone (in a not so cordial way)

people will 100% witness and immediately think that im the bad guy and the other the victim.


ps : its like a cartoon where the homeowner fight against the thief, and catch the blade/gun, and finally the police arrive and misunderstand its him the thief.

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  CinnaSloth

• Thursday at 6:34 AM

Hello, beautiful, handsome creature. I hope you slept well.

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  SRB

• Thursday at 12:55 AM

I am no longer pissed off about my phone. But I spent way too much on angry cooking, so I'm going to bed only now.

Good night everyone.

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  SRB

• Wednesday at 3:40 PM

Bought a new phone not even a month ago, dropped it for the first time and the bitch immediately gets dead pixels on the screen. Does the universe think I'm made out of money?

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  Tsuru

• Wednesday at 8:39 AM

Me when i spam-explain :

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  SRB

• Wednesday at 7:36 AM

Oh, it's snowing again. I wonder...

Yep, it's gonna stay that way for two days. Gotta say goodbye to clean sidewalks, they're gonna get covered pretty quickly.

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  SRB

• Wednesday at 6:13 AM

I wish to have some fries.

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  CinnaSloth

• Tuesday at 9:49 AM

Muah!

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  SRB

• Tuesday at 8:05 AM

Every time I see the "What's new" tab on any site, my mind immediately goes "What's new, pussycat? WOOAwoaWoAAAA!"

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  SRB

• Monday at 2:15 PM

Only dads can come to your house for an hour, eat your food, have a really interesting conversation about religion, history, politics, work, surgery, and cars (in that order), and then leave.

And yes, he brought me a bottle of vodka and frozen pelmeni.

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  SRB

• Monday at 8:05 AM

Good morning.

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  SRB

• Sunday at 2:11 PM

Mmm, pizza...

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  SRB

• Feb 28, 2026

I don't actually exist, because there isn't any rule 34 of me.

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  pangmida

• Feb 27, 2026

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day, her mother sent her to bring cake and wine to her grandma who lived in a forest. Just as she entered the woods, an eldritch monster appeared on the path. She saw how handsome the monster was and fell in love.

"Good day, Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going?" the monster asked.

"Doesn't matter," she said. "You, me, bed now."

"W-what?"