Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day, her mother sent her to bring cake and wine to her grandma who lived in a forest. Just as she entered the woods, an eldritch monster appeared on the path. She saw how handsome the monster was and fell in love.
"Good day, Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going?" the monster asked.
"Doesn't matter," she said. "You, me, bed now."
"W-what?"
"Good day, Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going?" the monster asked.
"Doesn't matter," she said. "You, me, bed now."
"W-what?"
Show me your Simple Russian Buns.
MUAH 
In Meow Meow Russia, jail goes to you~.
