You look like a snack. Come here, Imma eat you.
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Insurance told me to go to the auto storage to confirm with them and allow the release of my poor car as well as leave my keys and take out any personal belongings. I went and was told they already took my car… So I went to the rental to pick up a rented car. They said insurance’s authorization is still pending, even though they’re the ones that told me to go.
I was attached to Pangman because, without the glasses, he looked earily similar to the way I imagine one of my major male character in Help! Evil Wizards... .
Left side of my back hurts. Can’t tell if I’m old, have chronically bad posture, or am injured. ?
Why are you awake. Go to bed. Catch some z's. Dream about me.
This is Edgar. He was the best man at someone’s wedding. He’s on a few lists… but he is a good guy… you can trust him.
Come here, I'll give you a big hug ?
wuv you, mida
About to be spending a lot of money on Lyft in the upcoming days because I’m too terrified of driving at the moment. ?
Never thought I’d feel this way at my big age but I wish my parents are home right now. ?
So it’s true your zodiac year is your bad luck year. I just got into my first car crash. A bad one too. ?
You look like a cinnamon roll.
MOOOOOOOO! ?
if you're not sleepy we should go for dessert!
we can play games and eat!
and later I can play and eat you. <3
Why are you awake right now?
You should be in bed, catching some sleep.
Almost 500 messages…I need a life.
What should I do for this milestone?
Whats the point in being gay if the woman im gay for isn't even online
Part of me always wanted to make a webcomic. But… who’s gonna fund me? And most importantly, who’s gonna read it? ?? *screams into the void*
You look like you want some roasted duck for dinner.
Cornered this fat mf who’s been eating my runaway cat’s food >:(
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