JayMark

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  Worthy39

• Feb 20, 2026

I just wanted to reach out to make sure you're doing well as a new... mother? Father? Parental unit? Anyway, I recently came across a magazine that says it can help your brain grow, so I thought you may need it to help with losing a significant portion of yours to create the progeny.

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  Nolff

• Feb 19, 2026

Hey Jay, your cows are acting up aga-

*Looks at pfp*

Holy gonkers badonker robalobahonkers...

Will.

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  Mellohwa

• Feb 19, 2026

Pillow talk anon to buy you this: Plush

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  JayMark

• Feb 19, 2026

Moo Principle # 469 - Protect our DeMOOcracy, for the sake of our children.

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  JayMark

• Feb 19, 2026

Moo Principle # 468 - It's important to identify the father so I know where my child support will come from.

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  Anemic_Vampire

• Feb 19, 2026

ଘ(∩^o^)⊃━☆ ? ?

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  tiaf

• Feb 19, 2026

So the milkers are finally back

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 467 - I have to put the unnamed baby to bed. Good night ya'll. I'll be consulting my lawyer about my rights and possible malicious ephinephrine exposure.

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 466 - Honey, papa just went out to get some milk and cigarettes. He'll be back soon. No need to worry. There there.

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 465 - He has your bald smooth head and eyes. No one is fooled by your hair transplant.

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 464 - Take Responsibility.

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 463 - Everyone, I have a glorious anouncement. AnonUnlimited and I have just bought a new life into the world. We have a beautiful baby boy together. We're still deciding what to name him. Isn't he beautiful?

Spoiler: AnonUnlimited and JayMark's Healthy Baby Son

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 462 - I could go for a latte.

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• Deleted member 44974

• Feb 18, 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 461 - I miss Redmuffin.

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 460 - Try to keep up lad.

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  JayMark

• Feb 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 459 - This kids coming out of human school can't tell a shape shifting eldritch bull from an ordinary cow or a cat from a human or a glorslorp from a glorbdorp. What are they even teaching the mini humans for like the first thirty years of their life? They're going into 100k worth of debt for this?

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  Alski

• Feb 18, 2026

Imagine living next door to Eldoria and punting me in to your own yard.

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  JayMark

• Feb 17, 2026

Moo Principle # 458 - Stein's Gate is a great anime. One of the greatest of all time.

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  JayMark

• Feb 17, 2026

Moo Principle # 457 - Pangmida is not a futa. I won't allow it. In fact, I forbid it.

Spoiler: REDACTED

Why are you staring at me like that AnonUnlimited? Why are you in my barn? What's with that big toothy grin? Where are your pants? Why do you have a frying pan!? STAY BACK! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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