Moo Principle # 384 - If some idiot punctuation mark were to make one rule per hour every day without fail until this punctuation mark reaches one million rules, twenty four rules a day, this idiot would be making rules for the next 114 years to reach a million.
Moo principle # 375 - My beef ears are organic, all natural, carbon neutral, and ethically sourced. *May cause hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, unexpected transformations, and pain.
Moo Principle # 374 - As a shapeshifter, I can form any drugs in my body any time I want. It's fun. But now it's time to sober up and continue writing so I can be like my inspirational hero whom I have a body pillow of.