ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Seeing toilet paper in a public toilet bowl and having to flush it feels like putting a deer hit by a car out of its misery

It's for the greater good, nobody wants to be in that situation, and nothing else could've been done, but boy does it feel awful

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

I very much enjoy watching babies react to hibachi. Something primal about their reactions.

They remind me of this passage from Blood Meridian

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAR #312

What a time we live in that we get to watch Geese Getting Killed live on late-night television. Just like the good ol days

Shame about everything else though

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

I hope that Chainsaw Man fans all understand that Reze was NOT Russian. She was NOT a Slavic woman. Do you think the USSR would just send a WHITE WOMAN (yes slavs are white) to Japan? She'd stick out like a SORE THUMB.

If anything, she was probably KAZAKH ??????????????????

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

You ever see a take so unimaginably horrendous that you just come to the conclusion that some people live in a fundamentally different reality from you?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Shrimp Rule # ?

That in no way suggests that fevers are more painful than childbirth

Also never been to a vet?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Shrimp Rule #?

I'm a fever vet with over 2 tours in the hospital. It is precisely because of this experience that I can speak with authority that the claim that a fever could be more painful than childbirth is questionable at best and callous at worst

Do better

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

Shrimp Rule #?

anon enjoys trivializing the pain of childbirth

how awful

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  melchi

• Jan 26, 2026

Favorite rage against the machine song. I think the guy who it is about finally got freedom, just took....a...really...long..time.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

"Subhuman" is honestly such a great insult, but it's hard for me to use without thinking I sound like a you-know-what

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 26, 2026

I may posture as this big music fan, but I really really suck at bandle

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 25, 2026

Daily music recommendation #311

I've recommended this song before, but I still don't know they're killing in the name of

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 25, 2026

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  pangmida

• Jan 25, 2026

Guess who's back! Back again! Shady's back!

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  unlaumy

• Jan 25, 2026

stop being shady!!!

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 25, 2026

Tried barley tea for the first time. Pretty good. It's like I'm drinking cereal

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 25, 2026

Bad morning

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 24, 2026

Daily music recommendation #310

Yorushika is kinda hit and miss for me, but this one's def a kick in the gonads. Maybe it's because I really liked the anime it's attached to. The Dangers in My Heart is definitely a worthwhile loner x popular girl romance, but this isn't about the show.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 24, 2026

My coworkers just love gossiping together about this new intern (who's still in university by the way while the rest of us are a couple years out), and while gossip can totally be fun, the only sins this person has committed are being kinda loud and obnoxious and mishandling social cues. Feels gross just hearing them go on and on about this person's social faux pas behind their back

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  JayMark

• Jan 24, 2026

How about this one then?